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Mardi Gras Upwell Smallholding with goats, sheep, chickens and a holiday let cabin

29/10/2026

It's been so foggy this morning, just a blank white view.

Pulled the curtains back with no fields to be seen anywhere, same out the back, no goats and paddocks, just a few dark shapes of possibly an animal shelter or trees wrapped in the thick white blanket.

At 7 am the only thing to indicate there was a world out there was the hum of some form of 'machinery' working somewhere in the murky outdoors.

Well, as I went about 'business as usual' following the sounds of bleating goats and sheep calling for breakfast from the thick white blanket of dense fog, the sound of the machinery was slowly getting louder to indicate there was an unseen tractor somewhere out there gradually getting closer.

By 10 am the sun was making great efforts to make an appearance. I peered through the hedge as was eager to see what the poor sole who had been working, wrapped in a thick white blanket for 3 hours had actually achieved.

It turns out it was the guy cutting along the edges of d***s and drains round surrounding fields.

He had probably driven miles in that 3 hours only to find me peering through bushes checking to see the mysterious monster 👻 that was about to pass.

We exchanged a nod and a smile and went our separate ways knowing we hadn't been alone wrapped in that thick white blanket.

This looks promising - the sun is desperately trying its hardest to make an appearance today.Which means a roam around t...
29/10/2026

This looks promising - the sun is desperately trying its hardest to make an appearance today.
Which means a roam around the paddocks later today should yield a few field mushrooms taking advantage of perfect growing conditions.
The field mushrooms taste absolutely delicious, but if you do decide to collect mushrooms in the wild be very careful as they are not all edible. Only eat them if you are 💯 sure they are variety safe to eat.

22/10/2026

This is something I don’t think the general public really sees the seriousness of until you’re actually trying to sell meat direct from a farm. Certainly something I never really thought about until I actually started selling the meat boxes. Britain has lost more than 90% of its abattoirs since the 1970s. We’ve gone from around 2,500 abattoirs to just over 200 today.

Now put that alongside the fact that there are around 212,000 agricultural holdings in the UK.

Obviously not every one of those farms has livestock, and not every abattoir kills every species, but just as a comparison that works out at over 1,000 farm holdings for every abattoir we have left.

And actually, for livestock farmers the situation can be considerably worse than that number makes it sound.

Because having an abattoir somewhere in the country is absolutely no use if it’s three hours away, doesn’t take cattle, doesn’t take pigs, doesn’t offer private kill, has a 6 week waiting list, won’t take small numbers, or returns everything in a way that doesn’t work for farmers selling meat directly to customers.

There are farmers in this country who would genuinely LOVE to sell their own beef, pork or lamb directly to the public. They’ve got the animals. They’ve got the customers. They’re willing to do the paperwork, build the website, organise the butchery, packing, refrigeration and delivery, but they quite literally do not have reasonable access to an abattoir.

And once your nearest small abattoir shuts, it isn’t as simple as “just use another one”.

Suddenly the animals might have to travel considerably further. The farmer has more haulage costs, more time away from the farm, more stress organising slaughter slots, and often less flexibility over dates. For a small producer sending two or three cattle, a handful of pigs or a few lambs, those extra costs matter enormously.

It also disproportionately affects the exact kind of farming everyone keeps saying they want more of, smaller farms, local food, shorter supply chains, traceability and people buying meat directly from the person who actually reared it.

We are incredibly lucky with the abattoir we use. It’s small, we know the people there, we trust how our animals are handled and it allows us to do what we do with our meat boxes.

Take that link out of the chain and RD Livestock meat boxes basically stop.

It really is that simple.

You can rear the best cattle in Britain. You can have 1,000 customers waiting to buy them. You can have the butchery, packing room, website and courier ready to go.

If you cannot legally and practically get that animal slaughtered locally, none of the rest of it matters. The animals being slaughtered are growing in numbers year on year, which means demand for meat is growing, but those animals are having to travel further and further to get there.

So when another little abattoir closes, it isn’t just one business disappearing. It can take opportunities away from dozens or even hundreds of surrounding farms with it.

We talk an awful lot about supporting British farmers and buying British food. But if we want genuinely British meat and more farmers selling directly to consumers, we have to protect the infrastructure that actually makes that possible. And by buying your meat from places like us, you are directly supporting that part of the chain. 🇬🇧🐄🐑🐖

This is 'Dirtyface' our problematic mummy sheep. She was one of our very first baby lambs born at Mardi Gras Upwell.She ...
22/10/2026

This is 'Dirtyface' our problematic mummy sheep. She was one of our very first baby lambs born at Mardi Gras Upwell.
She is first to spot the open gate.
Knows when there are treats in my pocket nudging till I give in.
She refused go inside pen and gave birth in the pouring rain at 11pm.
She can jump 5ft into the air just avoid getting sheared.
She even refused to feed one of her earlier twins, cried when we took him, so we let her care for him with us bottle feeding him till he was weaned.
We have threatened to evict her on more occasions than we care to remember, but we still love her and so she stays ❤️

21/10/2026

Sheep nowhere insight - I'll just leave this gate open for couple minutes - How did they know?

21/10/2026
15/10/2026

"You can bring me my treats cos I'm not coming out in the rain"

11/10/2026

502 following, wow, thank you all

11/10/2026

Late I know - here are Septembers reviews

Miranda 27/09

The hosts were wonderful, the facilities were great, the property itself is perfect in a beautiful location

Nothing to complain about

Booking.com score = 10

Kelly 23/09

Peaceful place, lovely owners. Great for kids.

Nothing to complain about.

Booking.com score = 10

Steff 10/09

Lovely quiet location. Beautiful views. Sunset was amazing. The cabin was clean and tidy. All essentials that we needed. Would definitely recommend. Their dogs are so friendly. We will definitely be booking again :)

Nothing

Booking.com score = 10

Sarah 09/09

Booking.com score = 10

Marie 05/09

Mary and Martin are such lovely people and made us feel very welcome, The cabin was lovely, Clean and cosy, Tranquil surroundings, We will definitely come back for longer next year.

We loved it all.

Booking.com score = 10

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Mardi Gras, Thurlands Drove
Upwell
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