29/07/2026
π Public Health Announcement π
Cases of Surf Addiction Syndrome (SAS) appear to be increasing rapidly. Reports are coming back from every continent, with new cases every day.
If you recognize three or more symptoms from this guide, we recommend seeking immediate treatment.
If you know someone who:
- is unable to stop checking the forecast throughout the day
- has attempted to explain a wave they caught more than five times
- rearranges their schedule around tides
- believes 'one more wave' is an accepted measurable unit of time
- owns more wetsuits than formal clothes
Please refer them for treatment immediately
Disclaimer: Surf Addiction Syndrome (SAS) is not a recognized medical condition. This post is intended as satire. Although we all know someone who does things like this π