31/05/2026
GROANS, POETRY, AND RHYTHM: THE UYO
Saturday, the 30th of May, 2026 was like no other day. Months-long envisaged global events happening simultaneously and more than a billion pair of eyes focused on them. But these global events can be relieved in audiovisual and textual recaps – which pale in comparison to the edifying and enthralling experience that is the Uyo Book Club Monthly Reading Session. Knowing this, members and guests alike trooped into Shakespeare Hall, WatBridge Hotels and Suites, opposite Ibom Hall, IBB Avenue, Uyo for the May 2026 edition.
This month's – alongside the May 2026 Book of the Month “Groans of Two Seven Nine” authored by Eyoh Etim which was artfully reviewed by professor of oral literature Prof. Friday Okon of the Department of English, University of Uyo, Uyo – was billed to feature poetry recitals and performances.
None of these commence at any Uyo Book Club Monthly Reading Session before our signature “DEAR Moment". What it means? "Drop Everything And Read Moment”. We call it the "book buffet” where we, for hours, feast on thousands of books sprawling before us by authors as diverse as the number of books in sight…including the hundreds of books authored by members of the Uyo Book Club.
No, we don't move on to the book review segment right after. Members get to speak on the content and ideas gleaned from books read during the DEAR Moment; and we ruminate on the lessons therein.
"Groans Of Two Seven Nine” is a poetry anthology by Eyoh Etim. As reviewed by Prof. Friday Okon, “Groans Of Two Seven Nine" is a narrative of the harrowing experience the 279 contracted (hence the “Two Seven Nine") lecturers and workers hired by the Akwa Ibom State University without pay for 16 months they had to (and still have to) endure years after. It details the trepidation stemming from the uncertainty of workers juggling pilling bills and crumbling strong will to keep pressing for demands from an insider perspective.
"Groans Of Two Seven Nine”, employing the technicalities of literary devices, paints vivid illustrations of oppression, the complexities and efficacy of alternative dispute resolution platforms, the Nigerian justice system, and as an analogy for the plight of teachers tasked with giving their all to grooming generations of Nigerians intellectually without commensurate pay and appreciation from society and the government.
The Uyo Book Club May 2026 Reading Session was billed to feature poetry recitals and performances, and it did deliver. With conga drums beaten at rhythmic paces by students of the Departments of English and Theatre Arts of the Akwa Ibom State University (where "Groans of Two Seven Nine” author, Dr. Eyoh Etim, lectures), several poems from the Book of the Month were recitted by members and guests present. And the beats went on, drums beaten to fever pitch, thrilling all present.
"More writers should get into politics and decide the fate of our country. Writers are gifted with the ability to organise thoughts and ideas in detailed and understandable ways. So to formulate and express people-oriented policies, it takes writers to articulate all the yearnings of the people. Such writers are found in the intellectual community that the Uyo Book Club is; and I am proud to identify with it.” These were the opening words of Sen. Ekong Sampson, Ph.D, the Senator representing Akwa Ibom South Senatorial District in the National Assembly who also doubles as the Patron of the Uyo Book Club. He had physically joined the month’s Reading Session, the aforementioned global events unfolding on the day regardless. Also, congratulated by Dr. Udeme Nana for emerging as the candidate of his party, the APC, in the Akwa Ibom South Senatorial District contest for the 2027 general elections.
According to Sen. Ekong, who is a poet himself, being a writer and one steeped in the culture of intellectualism which Uyo Book Club champions informs why he has always promoted education. The Uyo Book Club Patron deputises as the Vice Chairman of the Senate Committee on Education (Basic and Secondary) and he recently launched a #100 million scholarship fund targeted at ensuring the educational aspirations of students who otherwise wouldn't have had financial alternatives to see their educational pursuits through.
“Digidiot", the word with a rising profile recently published by Collins Dictionary, and coined by and credited to Dr. Udeme Nana, the Founder of the Uyo Book Club, was put on the spotlight by Kingsley Mark Akpan, the Reading Session Compere.
Pointing out the publishing of "digidiot” (which is a portmanteau of " digital” and " idiot” to mean "anyone who believes anything he or she sees online", "a person struggling with using digital tools and devices such as mobile phones and the likes", and "anyone who misuses digital tools or gadgets" ) as a feat worthy of celebration, putting Dr. Udeme Nana as the first Nigerian credited by a reputable dictionary like Collins Dictionary to have coined a word which is published on its platform found online.
Kingsley Mark Akpan imploringly asked that members of the book club and the public alike use “digidiot" in everyday conversations on and offline to ease the entry of the word into everyday vocabulary, especially with its relevance to happenings in the cybersphere where artificial intelligence is increasingly being used to twist reality and blur the lines between what is real and fake.
Remember the conga drums by the university students? They took over at the asking of Sen. Ekong Sampson, beating the drums to Akwa Ibom folksongs sang aloud, rhythmic enough to get the Book Reviewer of the Month, Prof. Friday Okon, on his feet dancing.
The Uyo Book May 2026 Reading Session was publicised to be a unique experience better witnessed than imagined. It ticked all the checkboxes, and then some more. It reiterates exactly why you should, not just join the Uyo Book Club, but physically attend the monthly reading sessions which hold every last Saturday of the month from 4:00 p.m. WAT at Shakespeare Hall, WatBridge Hotels and Suites, opposite Ibom Hall, IBB Avenue, Uyo, Akwa Ibom State.
Here's how much you will have to pay to attend? Nothing! Yes, attending Uyo Book Club Monthly Reading Sessions is free of charge.
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– Kingsley Mark Akpan