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08/07/2026

Brand new Infomercial single drops today. A spot of motivation toward a brand New U! Dust off your cassette deck and jog in place to TAPES. https://infomercialusa.bandcamp.com/album/tapes-single

12/05/2025

To all 114 TikTok users who have used Infomercial USA's "Something Special in the Air" as background music for their creations... spasibo! Remember: Infomercial music increases productivity by (a maximum of) 30%, guaranteed!

03/01/2025

Aw, shucks, Krasnov. Now we can be pals 4ever!

02/21/2025

Deja vu all over again.

01/20/2025

“For I do not exist: there exist but the thousands of mirrors that reflect me. With every acquaintance I make, the population of phantoms resembling me increases. Somewhere they live, somewhere they multiply. I alone do not exist.”

- Marc Zuckerhorn

p.s. Fact-checking on this post graciously removed by Meta’s open-source Llama AI.

p.p.s. This quote has also been attributed to incoming President and Life Coach Jürgen G. Handwachser

11/06/2024

Я голосовал! Вы тоже? ("I voted! You, too?")

09/13/2024

"You also had people that were very fine people, on both sides."

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