07/09/2026
Green Walls and the Curse of the Stained-Glass Dome! (Part 2)
Our little Chapel was charming. It was also, technically speaking, a building. Just.
It was a bit like a wedding cake made by a committee. The original entrance section was the Jardines’ old creamery, built in 1903 at the same time as the Manor. The Chapel could probably accommodate about 20 people at a push. Twenty-one if someone was prepared to sit on the priest! Then, at some stage, somebody had the brilliant idea of adding another section. And what did they put on the roof? A Perspex dome! Now, I don’t know what they were thinking. Perhaps they were going for “Victorian conservatory”. Perhaps they were going for “greenhouse”. But what we got was “Wedding Chapel in a Tropical Rainforest.” Because that dome leaked. It didn’t just leak. It leaked with enthusiasm. When it rained, you didn’t need a wedding photographer. You needed a plumber. And the walls? Oh, the walls were magnificent. They were a lovely shade of… Algae! Before every wedding we would wash them down. Scrub them. Clean them. Pray over them. And if that didn’t work, we painted them. Quickly! The whole process was basically: “Right, wedding at two o’clock… walls green… paint!” And then we would stand there looking at the wall hoping desperately that the paint would dry before the bride arrived.
But the dome had one final trick. Inside were little pieces of stained glass stuck with glue on the inside. Beautiful, apparently. Until they started falling off. Usually at precisely the wrong moment. You’d be standing there having a quiet moment in the Chapel and… PING! Another piece of stained glass hits the floor (or your head!) It was less “Wedding Chapel” and more “Bingo — dodge the glass!” Something had to be done.
So, the first project was to re-thatch the Chapel. And while we were at it, we removed the Perspex dome. Which meant we could finally join that section properly to the main Chapel.
And then… Hallelujah! The walls stopped being green! That, ladies and gentlemen, was progress.
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