14/06/2026
🌴 From just R495 a night for two (out of season) 📞 Suki: 066 234 6445 (Call or WhatsApp)
If you’re like most of us, you just want a simple coastal break where you can breathe a bit without selling a kidney.
South Coast done properly:
🤩Swim till your lips go blue
🤪Braai like it’s a competitive sport
😝Get a questionable sunburn you’ll regret later
🤨Actually sit and talk to your people
😎Forget about work, traffic, and whatever nonsense is waiting back home
💙🌊 Welcome to Thalassa & Yemaya — two comfortable, self-catering spots in Southport (between Hibberdene and Port Shepstone)
Everything you actually need:
🌴Sleeps up to 5 (so bring the kids or your chaos crew)
🐬Fully enclosed garden for the dogs (yes, they’re invited too)
🌺Proper braai area on a spacious patio
🐵Kitchen with all the basics (because takeaways get expensive fast)
🐙Bathroom with shower
💦Backup water (because… South Africa)
🐸Secure parking
😜Smart TV, Netflix & WiFi for when the weather turns or you just want to veg out
🏖️ Beach is a quick 2–5 min drive — Anerley or Southport Blue Flag Beach. Swim, fish, or just lie there pretending you don’t have responsibilities.
If you want a relaxed, affordable break where nobody’s pretending to be fancy, this is it.
📞 Suki: 066 234 6445 (Call or WhatsApp)