The Royal Queenscliff

06/09/2026

Happy father's day to all the dads, grandads and special people in your lives.

No plans? Our free pool table and cosy fire place nooks are open all day until 6pm so feel free to wander down and say hi to the team. Allan mentioned he has some yummy house baked scones available as well.

03/09/2026

👑THE ROYAL CHRONICLES

Episode Five: The Secret Council…

Something is afoot at The Royal.

Behind closed doors, a few of the Queens of Queenscliff have been observed in covert discussions.

Maps have appeared. 🗺️
Whispers of distant lands have been overheard.
And several glasses have been raised in what appears to be a Secret Royal Council. 👑👑👑

Precisely what they are plotting remains unclear.

More concerningly, Lord Alwyn of the Lanterns appears to know very little about it.

He has questions.

And by the time the Court assembles tomorrow evening, he intends to have answers.

Rumours suggest the Queens may soon depart on a fact-finding mission to lands afar, from where secret dispatches—and perhaps pictorial evidence—may find their way back to the Court via carrier pigeon.

But more of that in future Chronicles…

For now, the Court assembles tomorrow from 5PM.

💰 THE ROYAL PURSE CONTINUES TO GROW!
The name is drawn at 7PM sharp and the chosen Court Member must be present to claim the quest at securing the riches.

🎁 Plus our other Royal giveaways
🍸 Friday drink specials
🍕 Gourmet pizzas
🧀 Complimentary Royal snacks
🥂 And, most importantly, friendship, frivolity and a little Friday mischief.

🔐 THIS WEEK’S ROYAL CODE: CONSPIRACY

Whisper CONSPIRACY to the Court tomorrow night and a secret Royal reward awaits the first FIVE loyal subjects who know the word.

Will Lord Alwyn uncover the Queens’ plans?

Or will they be gone before he does?

Tomorrow night, all may be revealed… 👀

👑 Long Live Fridays.
Long Live Friendship.
Long Live The Royal.

29/08/2026

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Live Music Saturday 29 August 2026 - Danny Zambelis

27/08/2026

👑 THE ROYAL CHRONICLES

Episode Four: The Lord Returns…

Order has been restored to the Kingdom.

After a suspiciously lengthy tropical sojourn involving palm trees, cocktails and certain companions the Court is still asking questions about, Lord Alwyn of the Lanterns has returned to The Royal. 👑

And this Friday, His Lordship will once again personally oversee the merriment, mischief and distribution of Royal riches.

💰 THE ROYAL PURSE IS GROWING!
Your opportunity to receive The Royal Purse will be drawn at 7PM sharp. Remember, Court Members must be registered by 6PM and present to claim the treasure should their name be called.

And because no Royal gathering survives on riches alone…

🍸 Friday drink specials
🍕 Delicious gourmet pizzas
🧀 Complimentary Royal bar snacks
🎁 Plus fabulous giveaways from our generous local supporters

And, of course, there is the matter of the Secret Royal Code…

🔐 THIS WEEK’S ROYAL CODE: HOMECOMING

Whisper HOMECOMING to the Court and a little Royal reward awaits—but only for the first FIVE people clever enough to utter the secret word.

👑 The Court assembles from 5PM.
💰 The opportunity to win the Royal Purse is drawn at 7PM.

Lord Alwyn is back.

All is as it should be at The Royal…

For now. 👀

Long Live Fridays.
Long Live Friendship.
Long Live The Royal.

21/08/2026

🎶LIVE MUSIC TODAY FROM 4:30PM🎶

Live Music Saturday 22 August 2026 - Miss Lou Duo

20/08/2026

👑 THE ROYAL CHRONICLES

Episode Three: Trouble in Paradise…

There has been a development.

Lord Alwyn of the Lanterns has been sighted in tropical paradise—and he is not alone. 🌴🍹

At his side is the mysterious Lady Shaelle of the Sapphire Isles, usually found amongst a formidable Cohort of Queens at The Royal Court.

The Queens had no idea she was going, or did they?. …👀

And joining them? Leviticus of the New World—a curious gentleman from a distant land across the great ocean where, apparently, they have dispensed with Royalty altogether.

The trio insist they are conducting “Royal business.”

The Court is unconvinced.

Meanwhile, back in Queenscliff, something rather important is happening…

💰 THE ROYAL PURSE IS GROWING!

At 7PM this Friday, the opportunity to take home the Royal Purse will be drawn—but Court Members must be present to claim the riches should their name be called.

Come and join the merriment for:

🍸 Cocktails
🍕 Gourmet pizzas & complimentary Royal snacks
👑 Prizes, friendship and Friday frivolity

🔐 THIS WEEK’S ROYAL CODE: PARADISE

Whisper PARADISE to the Court. The secret Royal privilege awaits the first five loyal subjects who know the code.

As for Lord Alwyn, Lady Shaelle and Leviticus?

Enjoy paradise while you can.

The Queens have questions. 👑

To be continued…

Long Live Fridays.
Long Live Friendship.
Long Live The Royal.

14/08/2026

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Live Music Saturday 15 August 2026 - Miss J & the Rescue Cats

13/08/2026

👑 THE ROYAL CHRONICLES

Episode Two: Lord Alwyn Takes His Leave

Word has reached the Court that Lord Alwyn of the Lanterns, Keeper of the Keys, Protector of the Cellars and Master of Merriment, has departed Queenscliff on a Royal Jaunt.

His carriage was last seen disappearing into the woodlands, Lord Alwyn waving rather enthusiastically from the window.

Where is he going?

The Court has been instructed “not to ask”.

What we can reveal is that despite his absence, Lord Alwyn has declared that Friday’s Royal Gathering must go on!

FRIDAY FROM 5PM
Cocktails shall flow. 🍸
Gourmet pizzas shall be devoured. 🍕
Friends shall gather.
And Royal Prizes shall be won. 👑

Indeed, at precisely 7PM this Friday, Lord Alwyn will somehow appear before the assembled Court via a rather suspicious futuristic contraption to personally conduct this week’s Royal Prize Draw.

Sorcery? Witchcraft? iPhone?

The Court remains divided.

But before departing, Lord Alwyn left behind one final instruction…

🔐 THIS WEEK’S ROYAL CODE: CARRIAGE

Whisper CARRIAGE to the Court on Friday evening and claim your secret Royal privilege.

But remember — the Royal Code rewards are reserved for the first five loyal subjects who whisper the correct word and the merriment begins at 5pm.

And somewhere within The Royal, another member of the Court is preparing to step from the shadows…

Who will we meet next?

Find out in Episode Three of The Royal Chronicles, next Thursday.

👑 Long Live Fridays.

Long Live Friendship.

Long Live The Royal.

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