06/05/2026
World Cup 2026 is almost here.
Only 6 days to go. ⚽️
Here’s your emergency guide on how to fake being a football fan:
1. Canada is one of the host countries, but the World Cup is not only in Canada.
2026 World Cup is hosted by Canada, the U.S. and Mexico. Don’t ask why every game isn’t in Toronto or Vancouver.
2. The match is on grass, not ice.
If Canada scores, it’s called a goal. If someone says “power play,” they are watching the wrong sport.
3. Inter Miami cannot win the World Cup.
Messi can. Argentina can. Inter Miami cannot, unless FIFA starts accepting Florida as a country.
Fake it till you make it.
See you on match day. 🍻