Absoluxe Suites

Absoluxe Suites Four luxury suites in the heart of Kirkby Lonsdale, Cumbria. Hot tubs, smart technology, and a no-reception experience designed entirely around couples.

Between the Yorkshire Dales and the Lake District. Book directly at www.absoluxesuites.co.uk

My problem is I think every day should look like this. The bubble bath, the coffee in bed, the long walk, the dinner, th...
15/06/2026

My problem is I think every day should look like this. The bubble bath, the coffee in bed, the long walk, the dinner, the robes. It turns out a weekend at Absoluxe does something to your standards.

This is what two nights at Absoluxe actually looks like. A warm hot tub on arrival, a morning walk along the Lune, dinne...
12/06/2026

This is what two nights at Absoluxe actually looks like. A warm hot tub on arrival, a morning walk along the Lune, dinner somewhere worth the reservation, robes and a film to end the night.

A few things we do that might surprise you. We are adults only, making us the perfect location for new parents, celebrat...
05/06/2026

A few things we do that might surprise you. We are adults only, making us the perfect location for new parents, celebrating an anniversary or just because. The hot tub is always at temperature for your arrival. Full smart home technology inegration and many more special features... Book your stay to discover more 🤍

03/06/2026

Take a look inside The Columbus, our penthouse suite at Absoluxe Suites in Kirkby Lonsdale. Vintage industrial design, far-reaching views over the Yorkshire Dales, a handmade super king bed and a bathroom with a TV already set up for the bath.

Book direct for the best rates here - https://www.absoluxesuites.com

There's a copper bath, a four-poster bed, and views of the Dales through the window. The Parisian is designed for the ki...
31/05/2026

There's a copper bath, a four-poster bed, and views of the Dales through the window. The Parisian is designed for the kind of weekend where you want to simply relax somewhere beautiful… 💗

This. All of this. Four suites in the heart of Kirkby Lonsdale, right between the Yorkshire Dales and the Lake District,...
29/05/2026

This. All of this. Four suites in the heart of Kirkby Lonsdale, right between the Yorkshire Dales and the Lake District, and every single one designed for exactly this kind of weekend.

Park the car on arrival and don't look at it again until checkout. Devil's Bridge in the morning, coffee & breakfast at ...
25/05/2026

Park the car on arrival and don't look at it again until checkout. Devil's Bridge in the morning, coffee & breakfast at The Royal just steps away, a long walk along the Lune, dinner at Plato’s, and a private hot tub to end the night. Our four suites are in the heart of Kirkby Lonsdale.

The list of things you don't need to pack is longer than you'd think. Dressing gowns, toiletries, nice glasses, a hairdr...
24/05/2026

The list of things you don't need to pack is longer than you'd think. Dressing gowns, toiletries, nice glasses, a hairdryer, even birthday decorations if you give us a heads up. We've thought about it so you don't have to.

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4 Main Street
Cumbria
LA62AE

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+447944414565

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