03/11/2026
Are you following the story of The Swan who thought he was a King? Written by Pilchard Cottage Dawlish 💙
🦢CHAPTER ONE
“Arise King Bert” shouted the arrogant black swan, announcing himself to the world as he stretched his wings and elongated his majestic neck.
“Who on earth does he think he is?” shrieked Buttons to the other geese, who were pottering around just upstream from the noisy swan “and why do we have to put up with this nonsense every single morning?”
The geese all nodded in unison.
“Bert woke me up at 5am yesterday and insisted that Malcom the muscovy and I form a military line up with Dave the duck so he could inspect our feathers” Buttons cried “then he nipped Dave on the bottom, poor bloke only has one eye, he didn’t see it coming!”
Buttons closed his eyes and let out a long sigh, Bert had been making life miserable here on Dawlish Brook for quite some time now, with his inflated ego and bolshy behaviour. Buttons knew he couldn’t let this go on for much longer.
A familiar rumble of a van broke Buttons’ chain of thought “the warden is here!” yelled Buttons’ friend Gerald “I hope he has brought the good lettuce this time, I fancy a Caesar Salad for my breakfast”.
Ron stepped out of his red van and waved at the gaggle of geese waiting for him in the river, with a cheeky wink he swung the back door of his van open and out stepped the most beautiful lady these chaps had ever seen.
The golden morning sun glinted off her jet black feathers as she confidently strutted towards the river bank and gracefully plunged into the crystal clear water.
Buttons and Gerald couldn’t take their eyes off this magnificent bird, who by now was gliding slowly towards them.
“Hello boys, my name is Kimba, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”
Buttons extended his wing towards the new arrival “the pleasure is…” but before he could finish his sentence, somewhere nearby Bert screamed “I SAID BOW TO YOUR KING!”
Kimba, Buttons and Gerald immediately swung their heads in the direction of the commotion.
“Who is that brute?” asked Kimba.
“That is King Bert” replied Gerald.
“King Bert?” scoffed Kimba “we’ll see about that…”
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