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Family Owned Home from Home. Direct Holidays
•Guests 8 •Beds 5 •Bedrooms 3 •Bathroom 1 •Dog Friendly
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01/11/2026

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31/10/2026

£400* at ours will get you Xmas eve - the Monday. For 6 guests…🤷🏼‍♀️

HOW THE ACTUAL F**K IS ANY NORMAL FAMILY SUPPOSED TO AFFORD THIS?! 😳🎅💸

Just had a nosey at Lapland Manchester thinking it might be a lovely Christmas experience for the kids.

FOUR HOURS. FOUR F**KING HOURS.

For a family of five like ours, it’s coming in at just under £1,000

A F**KING THOUSAND POUNDS!!! 🤯

To see Father Christmas, not buy the bastard’s entire workshop and put the elves on the payroll!!! 😭😂

I appreciate it’s meant to be magical, but for that price I’d expect Rudolph to pick us up from the fu***ng doorstep, Santa to pay my gas bill and Mrs Claus to cook Christmas dinner.

And don’t even get me started on the fact it’s FOUR HOURS!

I know nobody is forcing anyone to go, but seriously, when did making Christmas memories with your kids become something you need a second mortgage for?!

It’s absolutely heartbreaking that experiences like this are completely out of reach for so many families.

£1,000 for four hours of Christmas magic.

Am I being tight, or has the world completely lost its fu***ng mind?! 😂👇

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25/10/2026

🚨UPDATE: Only 1 August Date Left Available🚨

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Dymchurch
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