12/09/2026
Right, listen up folks.
We’ve had reports of a "Cougar" prowling about the Lomond Hills.
⚠️🐆Stick to the paths, travel in packs, and whatever you do, dinna let any laddies under 30 wander up the hill on their lonesome. 🥾
🏃♂️If your 22-year-old son goes missing, he hasn't been mauled he's just been driven off to a nice semi-detached house in Glenrothes for a home-cooked roast dinner and a glass of Pinot Grigio. 🥂
📷 West Lomond from the Limekilns.