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4 spacious, individual self catering barns. Hot tubs, log burners, private gardens, WI-FI, play area

17/10/2026

Your private hot tub, a cosy countryside hideaway and a little time to simply switch off… ✨

Escape to The Cart Lodge at Jepcrack’s Barn, near Maldon, Essex — a peaceful retreat made for slowing down, reconnecting and enjoying the simple pleasures of countryside life. 🥂🌿

Picture yourself sinking into the private hot tub beneath the louvred pagoda, relaxing beside the wood-burning stove, or waking up in a beautiful antique French bed before heading out for a countryside walk.

Whether you’re planning:
❤️ A romantic getaway for two
🐾 Dog-friendly walks through the countryside
🚲 Scenic cycling adventures
📖 Lazy afternoons with a good book
🌟 Stargazing beneath wide-open skies

The Cart Lodge gives you everything you need for a comfortable, memorable escape — including a fully equipped kitchen, enclosed garden, BBQ, Wi-Fi, EV charging and all the comforts of home.

🎁 YOUR LITTLE ESCAPE JUST GOT EVEN BETTER

Enjoy 20% off selected available dates when you stay for 3 midweek nights, long weekend or more, up to 11 February 2027.

💬 Comment ESCAPE on the main reel and we’ll send you the discounted dates and offer details by DM.

Your next countryside break could be closer — and more affordable — than you think. Save this post for later, share it with someone who needs a little escape, and follow us for more glimpses of life at Jepcrack’s Barn.

📍 Near Maldon, Essex

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18/06/2026

If you’re planning a family staycation, girls’ trip, celebration or multi-generation holiday, now is the time to book! We are Jepcrack’s Barn, a collection of 4 barns in the Essex countryside, near the historic Maldon and Colchester.

02/06/2026

Sad news.

Many of our guests who have stayed with us over the last 14 years will have met our wonderful neighbours, Derek and Pat.

With a heavy heart, we tell you that in their 70th year of marriage, Derek and Pat both passed away peacefully on Wednesday 20th May, within 3 hours of each other.

When we bought the property, they literally welcomed us with open arms. They shared photos and tales of the barns and surrounding farmland, which Derek farmed before his retirement.

When we applied for planning permission for holiday lets they championed us, writing to Maldon Council to back us up.

During the building work and renovations, they supported us with endless cups of tea, biscuits, sandwiches and advice.

Over our 14 years of trading, they welcomed guests, chatted and told them about the history of the area. And when we had chickens, Derek looked after them and shared the eggs between the guests.

A devout supporter of Poppy Day, Derek’s tales about his experiences as a child in the war were legendary and he would often show guests his impressive collection of memorabilia.

We were the luckiest people to have had you as friends and neighbours.

Rest in peace our most special friends. X

01/05/2026

Our lovely guests arrived today to this amazing surprise! Our existing bookings aren’t even in the know! This fantastic bar is included when you book The Shire Stables. https://jepcracksbarns.co.uk/

27/04/2026

Planning a hen party just got easier. For groups of 6 to 30, reply ‘Help!’ or email us. https://jepcracksbarns.co.uk/

01/01/2026

15/10/2025

💍 Celebrate in Style at Jepcrack’s Barns – Perfect for a 2 or 3 Day Wedding Celebration 🌿📸

There’s nothing more special than celebrating a wedding surrounded by loved ones—and Jepcrack’s Barns provides the perfect setting to extend those precious moments over two or three unforgettable days. ✨

With charming architecture, natural lighting, feature staircases, a balcony, and picturesque front doors, the barns offer stunning backdrops for timeless wedding photographs. 📷💐

For couples seeking a private retreat, the Cart Lodge makes an ideal bridal suite, romantic hideaway, or peaceful space for a small family to relax away from the main celebration.

Set in a beautiful location and thoughtfully designed for comfort and elegance, Jepcrack’s Barns turn wedding dreams into lasting memories.

Jepcracks Barns, Great Totham, Maldon, Essex
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Jepcrack's Barn Self Catering

13/10/2025

If you’re visiting local wedding venues, why not pop along and see if any (or all) of our 4 self catering barns would suit you and make it a 2 or 3 day celebration with family and friends!

13/10/2025

Address

Church Road
Great Totham
CM98

Website

http://jepcracksbarns.co.uk/

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