05/10/2026
🐾 THE RESULTS ARE IN! 🐾
Otis the Hotel Inspector has officially completed his inspection of Moorsholm View and the results are in…
A PERFECT 10 PAWS! 🙌🐾🙌🐾
🎱 THE GAMES ROOM 10/10
Otis absolutely loved the games room, and to be fair, so did his humans! He and Bruce conducted some very important quality control testing on the pool table and dart board, before enjoying a cold b**r from the very handy b**r fridge.
Otis takes his job very seriously. The humans were slightly less professional.
🏡 THE OPEN PLAN LIVING SPACE 10/10
Plenty of room for everyone to chill out together, which Otis considered essential for a successful holiday. There was room for humans, dogs, b**r and absolutely no need to fight over the best spot.
🐾 THE DOGGY WELCOME HAMPER 9/10
A massive paws up from Otis! He detected the treats within approximately 3.7 seconds of arrival.
However, after a thorough investigation, he has deducted one paw because there was no fresh steak.
Apparently this is a serious oversight.
🌿 THE SURROUNDINGS 10/10
Otis was particularly impressed with the local wildlife smells.
His highly trained nose detected rabbit, stoat and sheep poo.
He loved them all.
His humans were less enthusiastic about this particular part of his inspection.
🛁 THE BATHROOM 10/10
After zooming around the North Yorkshire Moors, Otis decided there was nothing better than a long soak in a bubble bath while watching his favourite TV show.
Frankly, he looked more relaxed than his humans have ever managed.
🔥 THE UNDERFLOOR HEATING 20/10
There is nothing quite like stretching out on a warm floor after a busy day of inspecting.
Otis particularly enjoyed warming his belly on the underfloor heating.
He would like it noted that this feature deserves its own award.
🚨 THE VERY SCARY RAMP 2/10
Unfortunately, not everything passed inspection.
Otis would like to formally complain about the terrifying ramp leading up to the games room.
Despite being a very brave and highly qualified Hotel Inspector, he has decided that ramps are suspicious and should be approached with extreme caution.
His humans say it is perfectly safe.
Otis remains unconvinced.
🏆 FINAL VERDICT 🏆
Moorsholm View gets a magnificent…
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10 PAWS OUT OF 10!
Although Otis has requested that future stays include fresh steak, more treats and preferably a ramp that is less offensive to dogs.
Would he return?
Absolutely.
Would he recommend it?
Only if the steak situation improves. 😂🐾🍷
