01/10/2026
We sometimes get asked what you actually get for £32 a night at a touring park. 🚐🌳
After all, when you arrive, what do you see?
A lovely hardstanding pitch with your own patch of grass alongside.
Surely we're not charging you thirty-two quid just to park your caravan there? 😂
Of course not.
So, just for fun, here's what goes into that incredibly luxurious little piece of Wales…
💸 Business rates — because apparently even your hardstanding has a rateable value.
💸 VAT and taxes — because obviously HMRC would like to come camping too.
💸 Inclusive £2pn electricity — despite some caravans apparently trying to power a small Welsh village. ⚡😂
💸 Water — including the mysterious guest who appears to be showering until Christmas. 🚿
💸 Heating the facilities so your morning shower doesn't resemble an SAS training exercise. 🥶
💸 Cleaning the toilets and showers every day — and believe me, £32 occasionally doesn't feel like enough. 😳😂
💸 Toilet rolls. So many. Toilet. Rolls. 🧻
💸 Grass cutting. 🌱
💸 More grass cutting.
💸 Oh look, it's rained and then the sun's come out…
GRASS CUTTING AGAIN. 🤦♂️
💸 Hedge cutting.
💸 Waste collections — because your rubbish doesn't disappear through a magical Welsh portal. 🗑️ We have 9 separate waste streams on site - https://southwalescaravansite.co.uk/environmental/
💸 Wi-Fi — because apparently escaping to the countryside still requires Netflix in HD. 📶😂
💸 Roads, drains, water taps, electric hook-ups and pitch maintenance.
💸 Dog exercise area, agility areas, dog treats, bags and bin — because apparently your (Including our Labrador Twm) dog is now training for Crufts. 🐕🏆 (£2pn per dog) https://southwalescaravansite.co.uk/doggie-friendly-attractions/
💸 Local information, visitor guides and Welcome pack, so we can answer “Where's nice to go today?” before we've finished our first coffee. ☕
💸 Booking systems, phone systems, computers, websites, insurance and card fees.
💸 Repairs, servicing, replacements, yearly checks on various systems and of course continuous improvements.
And somewhere — right at the very bottom of the list —
💸 Hywel and Cathrin would quite like paying as well. 😂
Unfortunately, there isn't a magical Caravan park magician who arrives to unblock a drain, reset the electrics and mow the grass. 🧚♂️🚐
Although we're currently accepting applications.
So what does your £32 actually buy?
A peaceful adults-only park. ❤️
A hardstanding pitch with grass alongside. 🚐🌱
A clean shower. 🚿
A clean toilet. 🚽
Hot water.
£2pn electricity. ⚡
Wi-Fi. 📶
Beautifully maintained grounds. 🌳
And somewhere you can sit outside your caravan with a glass of w**e thinking…
“It's lovely and peaceful here.” 🍷
Meanwhile, behind the scenes, we're sprinting around trying to keep it that way. 😂
And when you think about it…
£32 on dinner for two? 🍽️
“That's reasonable.”
£32 on a couple of rounds in the pub? 🍺
“Go on then!”
£32 for two people to stay overnight, with their own hardstanding pitch and grass alongside, using the electricity, hot water, showers, toilets, Wi-Fi and facilities?
“THIRTY-TWO POUNDS?! FOR SOMEWHERE TO PARK THE CARAVAN?!” 😱🚐😂
Yep.
And we'll even cut the grass beside you.
We don't really sell somewhere to park a caravan.
We sell peace and quiet, clean facilities, Welsh countryside and somewhere lovely to switch off for a while. ❤️🚐
So if that sounds like your sort of getaway, come and put our £32 fully serviced pitch to the test! https://southwalescaravansite.co.uk/price/
🚐 Bring the caravan.
🐶 Bring the dog. (£2pn per dog)
🍷 Bring something nice for the evening.
❤️ We'll take care of the rest.
Book your next South Wales break directly with us at South Wales Touring Park – Llwynifan Farm. https://southwalescaravansite.co.uk/booking/
👉 Choose your pitch, book direct and come and discover just how much holiday you can get for £32 a night.
We'd love to welcome you. ❤️
