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08/09/2026

🏡 HUGE LAKE DISTRICT COTTAGE WITH PRIVATE POOL 😍

Wake up to incredible Lake Windermere views, enjoy your own private heated indoor pool, then finish the evening in the hot tub. 💦

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Sleeps 10
🛏️ 5 bedrooms
🏊‍♂️ Private indoor pool
💦 Private hot tub
🌊 Lake Windermere views
🎱 Games room
🔥 Wood burner
🌅 Balcony and garden

🔥 ONLY 2 WEEKENDS LEFT THIS YEAR

📅 Friday 18th September £2,500
🎄 Friday 11th December £1,960

❌ No other weekends available this year

📲 DM us “LAKE” to book

You’ve got 3 nights here… 🌿🏡No neighbours.No traffic.No notifications.Just you, this cabin and that view. 😍Could you han...
08/09/2026

You’ve got 3 nights here… 🌿🏡

No neighbours.
No traffic.
No notifications.
Just you, this cabin and that view. 😍

Could you handle 3 days completely off the grid? 😂

When the group chat says “shall we do something spontaneous?” and you take it way too seriously 😂🌍✈️
07/09/2026

When the group chat says “shall we do something spontaneous?” and you take it way too seriously 😂🌍✈️

07/09/2026

🌲 A cabin with the lake right outside your door

🛁 Private hot tub on your own veranda
🌌 Skylight above the bed for stargazing
🐾 Pets stay free
🥂 Welcome pack, slipper bath, wine cooler

💸 £555 for 3 nights, just the two of you

📅 Dates left at this price
Fri 30 Oct
Fri 13 Nov
Fri 20 Nov
Fri 27 Nov

📩 DM us LAKE to book

05/09/2026

🏊‍♂️ LUXURY NORTH WALES LODGE WITH PRIVATE INDOOR POOL

Perfect for big family getaways, celebrations and group retreats 🎉

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Sleeps up to 22 guests
🛏️ 8 bedrooms with multiple en suites
🏊‍♀️ Private heated indoor pool
💨 Steam room and spa facilities
💦 Outdoor whirlpool bath hot tub
🎮 Games room and cinema room
🍸 Full private bar
👩‍🍳 Large kitchen and dining areas
🔥 Barbecue hut and chiminea
🌿 Enclosed private garden
🐾 Pets welcome

💷 From only £45 per person, per night

📲 DM TO BOOK

⚠️ Please only enquire when you have an exact date and exact group size. We need both to check availability and provide an accurate price.

£300 a night and I’m still logging into Netflix like I work in IT 😂📺
05/09/2026

£300 a night and I’m still logging into Netflix like I work in IT 😂📺

05/09/2026

🌊 Imagine waking up right on the edge of a peaceful lake in beautiful Anglesey…

This stunning two-storey cabin is perfect for a relaxing North Wales escape. Wake up to countryside views through the floor-to-ceiling windows, enjoy days exploring nearby beaches and walking trails, then return to your private hot tub as the sun goes down. ♨️

🏡 Two-storey lakeside cabin
🛏️ 2 bedrooms
👥 Sleeps up to 5 guests
🛁 2 bathrooms
♨️ Large private outdoor hot tub
🌅 Outdoor decking with lake views
📶 WiFi
🚫 No pets

📅 Weekend availability, including the 16th October
💷 Only £695

Other dates are also available, so get in touch to check availability.

The perfect place to switch off, slow down and enjoy some quality time together.

Message us to book 📩

04/09/2026

Didn’t realise how huge bears actually are 😳😅

Normalize coming back from a holiday actually feeling rested 😂🧘‍♂️
04/09/2026

Normalize coming back from a holiday actually feeling rested 😂🧘‍♂️

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Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 9pm
Tuesday 10am - 9pm
Wednesday 10am - 9pm
Thursday 10am - 9pm
Friday 10am - 9pm
Saturday 10am - 7pm
Sunday 11am - 5pm

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+441512032400

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