27/09/2026
How to Speak Yorkshire – A Beginner's Guide
Visitors to Nidderdale occasionally discover that knowing English doesn't necessarily mean you'll understand everything that's said to you. So, as a public service to guests at Covill Cottages, we've put together a very brief Yorkshire phrasebook.
“Now then” means hello and isn't necessarily an instruction to do anything now. Or then. “Aye” means yes, although it can also mean “I've heard what you said but haven't yet decided whether I agree with you.” “It'll be reet” means everything will probably be fine and no further investigation is required, while “put wood in t'hole” simply means please close the door – particularly important once the log fire is lit.
Then there's “nesh”, used to describe someone who feels the cold, usually by someone wearing a T-shirt in November while you're wearing a perfectly sensible coat. “It's a bit fresh” means it's extremely cold, while “not bad” is actually high praise and can mean anything from quite good to absolutely outstanding.
And perhaps the most important Yorkshire expression of all is “How much?!” This can be used in shops, pubs, restaurants, garages and anywhere else that money changes hands. It doesn't necessarily mean the person won't pay. It simply means that, as a matter of principle, the price must first be questioned.
Of course, you don't need to speak Yorkshire to enjoy a stay in Nidderdale. But after a week here, if somebody asks whether you've had a good holiday and you find yourself replying “Aye, weren't bad”, we'll consider our work done.