19/10/2026
π€ποΈ BREAKING NEWS: THE ROBOTS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING! π
Apparently, we're being boycottedβ¦ so the two lads have packed their bags and headed to Portrush instead! π€£
They've made it very clear:
β No more Facebook posts.
β No housework.
β Absolutely NO laundry!
Their exact words? "Let the humans handle the laundry!" ππ§Ί
Honestly, I've never seen two robots get so much attention without lifting a finger! π€£
Meanwhile, Portrush Getaway is still open for bookings β and unlike our robot mates, we actually do the work to get the house ready for your stay! π‘π
π‘ Sleeps 5 + infant
πΎ Dog-friendly
ποΈ Near Portrush's beaches and town centre
π Book direct: www.portrushholidaylet.co.uk
Be honestβ¦ are you boycotting the robots, or joining them on the beach? π€ππ