Retro Staycations

06/06/2026

Due to today's weather being unseasonably wet & windy, The Cakeaway Cart will be open between 10am & 3pm 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗪 - 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝟳𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗲, when the sun is set to shine! 🙌 ☀️
Join us and indulge in a gorgeous selection of homemade cakes and delicious hot beverages, and take in our beautiful picturesque surroundings ☕🍰

☀️ Relax on our sheltered decking area with ample seating
🚗 Plenty of car parking available on site
💧 Ladies & Gents toilet facilities
🐶 Dogs on leads welcome
Whether you're already staying with us or just popping in for a slice — everyone is welcome! 🌿
𝙏𝙖𝙜 𝙖 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨 👇

Lazy Sundays are Batter with Cake! 😉

04/06/2026

🎉 We're so excited to welcome The Cakeaway Cart to Retro Staycations this weekend! 😋
📅 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝟲𝘁𝗵 & 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝟳𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗲
Join us and indulge in a gorgeous selection of homemade cakes and delicious hot beverages, and take in our beautiful picturesque surroundings ☕🍰

☀️ Relax on our sheltered decking area with ample seating
🚗 Plenty of car parking available on site
💧 Ladies & Gents toilet facilities
🐶 Dogs on leads welcome
Whether you're already staying with us or just popping in for a slice — everyone is welcome! 🌿
𝙏𝙖𝙜 𝙖 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙙 👇

The Cakeaway Cart will be at the award winning this coming weekend, Saturday, 6th June and Sunday, 7th June.

You can find Retro Staycations at Hazelgrove Farm, Ashey Road, Ryde.

Pop along and enjoy the beautiful and tranquil setting whilst savouring your favourite something from The Cakeaway Cart.
They even have an undercover seated area 😀

Very excited to see you all 🥳

04/06/2026

𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗! 🎉

Welcome to The Wight Land Rover Campout - a relaxed, family-friendly weekend for camping enthusiasts, set in the gorgeous countryside at Retro Staycations, Ryde 🌿

𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘, including 4x4s with rooftop tents or trailer tents, overlanders, camper vans, motorhomes etc ⛺️ Bring the family, bring the dog 🐾, and come and enjoy a brilliant weekend with fellow adventurers!
📅 𝟱𝘁𝗵–𝟳𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 | 💷 £30 per pitch for the whole weekend (up to 4 people) or £15 a night
𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙙:
🎶 Friday night party with real vinyl DJ & live music from The Mix
🚿 Hot showers
🍳 On-site catering from Vivid Catering (breakfast & dinner!)
🍺 Bar courtesy of Island Ales
🍰 Delicious sweet treats from The Cakeaway Cart
🔥 Brick-built fire-pit
☀️ Sun terrace & sheltered social area
👶 Kids go FREE!
Retro Staycations is a Gold Award-winning campsite — so you know the setting and facilities are something special 🏆

🔗 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵: retrostaycations.co.uk/events/
📞 01983 566837

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15/05/2026

The Wight Land Rover Campout 🚙 𝟱𝘁𝗵–𝟳𝘁𝗵 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 🏕️

𝘼 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟰𝙭𝟰 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙨𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩!

Join us at the award-winning Retro Staycations for a relaxed, family-friendly weekend of camping, great company and stunning countryside views. All 4x4s with roof top tents/trailer tents are welcome – whether you drive a fully kitted overland rig or simply love getting outdoors with your vehicle.
🔥 Expect a friendly social atmosphere with a large brick-built fire pit area and sun terrace – perfect for hanging out with fellow enthusiasts
🎵 Live music & real vinyl DJ on Friday night plus licensed bar
🍳 A catering trailer will be on site serving hot breakfast and dinner options, plus a selection of hot and cold drinks
⚽ The Football Fun Factory will also be there to keep the youngsters entertained throughout the weekend
🏆 Retro Staycations recently won Gold for Best Campsite in the Red Funnel tourism awards, so you’ll be camping somewhere truly special – with great facilities including hot showers and sheltered social spaces
💷 Tickets are just £30 for the whole weekend
✔️ Two nights camping (Friday–Sunday)
✔️ Price is per pitch, not per person
✔️ Includes up to 4 people per pitch
✔️ Arrive anytime from 3pm on Friday
✔️ Kids go FREE!
Bring your 4x4, your camping setup and your friends for a fantastic weekend!

🎟️ 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁-𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗼𝘂𝘁!

ℹ️👉 https://retrostaycations.co.uk/events/

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👇 𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝟒𝐱𝟒 𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬!

30/04/2026

We are delighted to welcome Spirit Sauna to our Spring Buggin' - The Camp Out event this Early May Bank Holiday weekend! 🪵🔥

Enjoy a relaxing, restorative nature experience, featuring wood-fired heat & a cold plunge, set in picturesque surroundings 🌳🌿

Only £15 per person for 50 minutes! 🌻
𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 - only £30 for up to 3 nights / £35 on the gate, for a pitch & up to 4 people

🎟️ 👉 𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 & 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼: https://bit.ly/springbuggin26

28/04/2026

𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗! 🌷☀️

Enjoy a relaxed weekend of camping with friends, family & fellow camping & vanlife enthusiasts at Spring Buggin' - The Camp Out 🚐 ⛺️
📍 Retro Staycations, Ryde ...Voted Best Campsite 2025! 🏆
𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲'𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲!

✅ Campervans
✅ Caravans
✅ Motorhomes
✅ Tents
✅ TentBoxes
𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚
⏰ Arrive any time from 3pm Friday, 1st May - stay right through until Bank Holiday Monday 🙌
🎟️ Only £30 for up to 3-nights camping!
👫 Up to 4 persons per pitch
💰 Price per pitch, not per person!
🐶 Well-behaved dogs on leads welcome
🪵 Fire pits & BBQs permitted
🍔 On site catering - breakfast & dinner
🪨 Wood-fired sauna with cold plunge pool
🚿 Hot showers & proper toilet facilities
💧 Chemical disposal point
💡 Festoon lighting
🔥 Ranch-style communal seating area with large fire pit
🍖 On-site farm shop, open 24 hours
𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 & 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼: https://bit.ly/springbuggin26

31/01/2026

Spring camping is when the birds are the loudest, and all the flowers come to bloom. Kick-start the season in style over the Early May Bank Holiday weekend! 🐣🐰

🌼 Spring Buggin' - The Camp Out 🌼

Enjoy a relaxed weekend of camping with friends, family and fellow vanlife enthusiasts for up to 3 nights as preferred over the Early May Bank Holiday weekend, 1-4 May 2026 👫

🌷 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 £𝟑𝟎 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝟒 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞! 🌷
𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲’𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 (𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗼𝗻-𝗩𝗪 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴), 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮𝗻, 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗻, 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲, 𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗕𝗼𝘅 🚐 ⛺️
𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪!
🎟️ 👉 https://www.gigantic.com/spring-buggin-tickets/isle-of-wight-retro-staycations-ryde/2026-05-01-15-00

26/12/2025

🔥 *𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗢𝗙 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱!* 🔥
𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆, we're offering you the chance to secure your Wight Buggin' event weekend pitch for only £15 a night ...which is cheaper than our standard nightly camping rate! 🤯
✅ Buy early & save!! 💰
✅ Kids aged 17 & under go FREE in 2026!
✅ Receive 15% OFF camping (including EHU) at Retro Staycations throughout the entire 2026 season! (April-Sept inclusive)
⏰ 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 - 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩-𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚, 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩-𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙙!
🔗 https://retrostaycations.co.uk/events/
📅 Friday 11th - Monday 14th September 2026
📍 Retro Staycations, Ryde
*𝘗𝘭𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘦

25/12/2025

🎄✨ 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗥𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗼 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘆𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 ✨🎄

Wishing all our wonderful followers, guests & friends a very Happy Christmas!

Thank you for sharing another year of memories with us – from cosy nights in our original American Airstreams to classic camping at our pretty little farm site. We’re so grateful for every visit, smile & story made under the stars 🌟

Here’s to festive cheer, winter warmth & dreaming of relaxed retro getaways in the year ahead 🎅🚐🏕️

With heartfelt thanks & best wishes,
The Retro Staycations Team ❤️🤍💙