The Pretty Thing

21/10/2026

⏳ LAST AVAILABILITY - TIME IS TICKING 🍁

Looking for one last getaway before the season ends?

We're closing on Monday 2nd November, so don't miss your chance to treat yourself to a well deserved break!

🔥 INCREDIBLE OFFERS ON OUR PODS 🔥 SAVE ££

Visit our website today and book your last minute getaway before it's too late!

Looking forward to seeing you 😀

05/10/2026

☀️ October is still giving! 🍁

What a beautiful day today - blue skies, glorious sunshine and the countryside looking absolutely stunning. October really is spoiling us with these incredibly sunny days 💛

Our exclusive Glamping area is looking fabulous, with plenty of space to relax, while Buttercup Meadow and our Tourer Field are looking equally lovely 🌿

It's not too late to sneak in a short countryside break and make the most of these gorgeous autumn days

🔥 What's more, our fabulous Pod offer is still running at just £75.00 per night, that's nearly a 1/3 of our normal price

Fresh air. Open space. Peace and quiet.

What are you waiting for? 💚 www.theprettything.co.uk

01/10/2026

🍁 October is here 🍁

🌟 INCREDIBLE POD OFFER - JUST £75 PER NIGHT! 🌟

Our cosy pods offer you -

🌿 Secluded area
🌿 Parking right next to your Pod
🌿 Allocated bathroom facilities on your doorstep
🌿 Comfy beds with fresh linen
🌿 Tea / coffee making facilities
🌿 Quiet & tranquil location

Perfect for couples or friends looking for a cosy autumn getaway 🍁

🔥Fire pits and wood packs to hire

Choose from Jasmine or Rambling Rose based on 2 people per night per pod

Why not get your family or friends together and enjoy a relaxing night in the Essex countryside 🌳

Book now at www.theprettything.co.uk

01/10/2026

🐴 Here's one for the animal lovers amongst our guests

We get asked so many times about the Sanctuary and it's great to see they offer these experiences 😍

Contact them direct for details and make it a trip to remember next time you stay with us ⛺

Experience Days 🐎🫏🐖🐐🦙🐇🐓🐟

29/09/2026

☀️ Indian summer in October? Yes, please! 😎🍂

The weather charts are teasing us with unseasonably warm weather heading our way, with temperatures potentially climbing into the low-to-mid 20s right here in Essex! 🌡️✨

If you’re not ready to let go of summer just yet, it’s the perfect excuse to squeeze in one last adventure. Why not make the most of these beautiful sunny days and book a short break 🌳

Imagine clear skies, warm autumn breezes, and relaxing in the countryside just minutes to the coast before the true winter chill sets in. 🌊🪵

Spaces will fill up fast with a forecast like this, so grab your tent or camper and book your spontaneous getaway now!

Visit our website for best prices now - details in the comments 🍁

24/09/2026

September sunsets really are glorious. 🌅🍂

Chilling with a cold b**r, my family by my side, and the most beautiful sunset over The Pretty Thing ❤️

Simple moments, beautiful views, and memories we’ll treasure. ✨🍻

22/09/2026

Looking for something a little different to do??

Take a look at this great evening coming up at Hasty's Adventure Farm

Highly recommended 🎃🥂

🍁Autumn leaves and prosecco please!🥂

Looking for a unique Friday night plan? Our adult-only Pumpkin & Prosecco Night is coming to Hasty's Adventure Farm on Friday, October 23rd (6 PM - 8 PM)! 🙌

For just £20pp, your ticket includes entry, a free glass of fizz & your pumpkin to pick and carve. We'll also have a hot food from our kiosk and other drinks available.

Tag the friends you want to bring and secure your tickets online tonight before they sell out! 🎃🥂

16/09/2026

🍂✨ Fancy escaping the daily grind this autumn? ✨🍂

Dreaming of a few days away from the everyday stresses of life… somewhere you can truly switch off, slow down and simply breathe? 🥰

Escape to one of our cosy glamping lodges at The Pretty Thing this autumn! 🍁🏡

Think peaceful countryside vibes, your own private space to unwind, and beautiful beaches just a short drive away 🌊🌿

💛 INCREDIBLE AUTUMN OFFER — just £75 per night! 💛

✨ Fresh linen provided
🚗 Private parking
🌳 Quiet countryside site
🏡 Cosy, comfortable glamping lodges

Whether it’s a romantic getaway, a catch-up with friends, or simply a well-deserved break from the daily routine… this is your sign to book a little autumn escape! 🍂☕️

Go on… you deserve it 🥰

📩 Book online to secure your stay: Link in comments

👉 Book under “Glamping Lodge”

🌸 £75 per night in Jasmine or Rambling Rose for 2 people

🍁 Cosy nights, countryside mornings, fresh air and a little time for YOU 🍁

11/09/2026

🌿 Escape to The Pretty Thing! 🌿

Bring your tourer, pitch your tent, or stay in one of our cosy pods and enjoy a peaceful break in the beautiful Essex countryside

🏖️ Just a short drive from the beaches at Clacton, Frinton & Brightlingsea

🌳 Quiet, tranquil surroundings on our countryside site

✨ Perfect for a relaxing short break or longer holiday

Slow down. Breathe. Relax. Escape to The Pretty Thing. 💚

🗓️ Book now on our website www.theprettything.co.uk

03/09/2026

🍂 September at The Pretty Thing 🍂

Escape to the beautiful peaceful Essex countryside

⛺ Bring your tourer, tent or stay in one of our glamping pods, just minutes from Blue Flag beaches. 🌿🌊

The perfect place to switch off from the noise of daily life

✨ Book your September escape now at

www.theprettything.co.uk