07/09/2026
🫖 AFTERNOON TEA??
BECAUSE LUNCH WASN’T ENOUGH 🍰
Fancy feeling like royalty without having to inherit a CASTLE? (and the council tax)
Join us for a gloriously indulgent Afternoon Tea, featuring:
🥪 Tiny sandwiches that somehow disappear instantly
🍰 Cakes so good, “just one more” becomes a lifestyle
🫖 Tea, obviously — we’re civilised
🍓 Scones, jam & cream… and absolutely no judgement about which goes first
🥂 Optional fizz, because sometimes tea needs adult supervision
Come for the tea.
Stay for the cake.
Leave wondering why you don’t do this every Saturday.
Afternoon tea: small sandwiches, big decisions. 👑☕
(pre-booking required)