The Mortal Man Hotel

03/09/2026

03/09/2026

Free balloons for collection for anyone that wants them

26/08/2026

Welcome to The Mortal Man — a small, family-run, fully independent country inn in the heart of beautiful Troutbeck.

We want you to feel at home from the moment you arrive. Think of us as a home away from home, just with incredible Lake District views, a cosy pub downstairs and a few more animals wandering around!

We’re proudly a little different. We have 10 rescue cats who call The Mortal Man home, our own pet ducks roaming the grounds (you can even buy their fresh eggs!), and we’re very dog friendly, because we know holidays are better when four-legged family members can come too.

Surrounded by the fells and countryside of the Lake District, we’re an independent place with plenty of personality, where things aren’t always perfectly polished — but they’re friendly, relaxed and full of character.

Whether you’re staying the night, stopping for a drink after a day on the fells, enjoying some food or simply popping in to say hello, welcome to our little corner of Troutbeck.

19/08/2026

Who else is as excited as we are for the festival this year!?!?

13/08/2026

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Treat yourselves to a Two Night Lake District Escape with Breakfast for Two at The Mortal Man Hotel, Windermere for just 4p Enjoy a relaxing getaway featuring comfortable bedrooms, homecooked food, and a fantastic selection of craft drinks. Set within a historic Grade II listed building dating back....

10/08/2026

☀️🎶 THE MORTAL MAN SUMMER FESTIVAL IS BACK! 🍻🌿

🥂🥂🥂AUGUST 29th🥂🥂🥂

Join us for a full day of live music, local crafts, drinks & summer festival vibes in the heart of the Lake District! - Troutbeck

🎸 5 LIVE BANDS playing throughout the day
🎨 FULL CRAFT FAIR hosted in our Garden Room
🍻 PLENTY OF ALCOHOL flowing all day
🌿 Incredible views, a brilliant atmosphere & the perfect summer day out!

🕛 12PM – 10PM Saturday the 29th of August 🌞🍷🍺

Grab your friends, bring your dancing shoes and come spend the day with us at The Mortal Man! 🥂🎶

☀️ Live music. Local makers. Cold drinks. Good times. And even come and camp with us! 🎪🏕️

See you at the festival! 🍻

🥂🥂🥂AUGUST 29th🥂🥂🥂

04/08/2026

Preparation for the festival well under way - only 25 days to go!!!