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Having traveled extensively, staying in all sorts of places, we thought we’d take all those ideas we gathered to create our own Boutique cottages just East of York that are luxurious, unique, very private and decorated with antiques and paintings.

A little bit of research into Halloween. From what we can gather (and most of it is probably wrong!), there are a few th...
31/10/2026

A little bit of research into Halloween. From what we can gather (and most of it is probably wrong!), there are a few theories about where it all began, we are being polite, it seems more like a lot of arguments!

One goes back to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, basically a and it marked the end of the harvest and the beginning of winter, when people believed the boundary between the living and the dead became rather thin. Others argue Halloween developed from the Christian celebration of All Hallows’ Eve, the night before All Saints’ Day.

So, was it pagan Celtic tradition or Christian beginnings? History can’t quite make its mind up, seems that argument is still raging and who really cares?

The costumes supposedly began as disguises to confuse wandering spirits, while the original lanterns were carved from turnips and swedes. Irish immigrants took the tradition to America, discovered pumpkins were much easier to hollow out, and the rest is history. Add a generous helping of American commercialism, mountains of sweets, fancy dress and a marketing department that would make Father Christmas proud, and we have the Halloween we recognise today!

Over the years, we’ve welcomed wonderful people of all faiths and backgrounds, including an interesting group of Pagans who had converted from Roman Catholicism. Regardless of your beliefs or persuasion, everyone is welcome here, we even had a Jedi staying 2 weekends ago!

With the world feeling like it has never been so divided perhaps its time to listen to John and Yoko and remember their ‘Bed-ins for Peace’ and quote “All we are saying is give peace a chance.” After all we are not here for that long!

That said, we could do with a bit of peace from the spiders from Mars currently inhabiting Skirpenbeck. They’re constructing cobwebs quicker than we can get rid of them. We’re beginning to suspect they’re decorating for the festival!

Happy Halloween from all of us at This Is Not Here!

🏡 York: A pretty good place to call home!The Telegraph has just highlighted York as one of the best places for a forever...
30/10/2026

🏡 York: A pretty good place to call home!

The Telegraph has just highlighted York as one of the best places for a forever home, and we thought that was rather worth celebrating!

From Hollywood film sets to incredible history, beautiful architecture and even a few ghostly goings-on, York has it all. Add fabulous independent shops, restaurants, Michelin-starred dining, and schools that regularly feature in the top league tables, and it’s easy to see the attraction.

We’re also perfectly placed for the North York Moors, Howardian Hills and Yorkshire Wolds. In fact, our cottages look straight out towards the Wolds. Not a bad view to wake up to!

We’ve even had a number of guests who came for a holiday and ended up buying a property locally. Clearly, our cottages have some rather expensive side effects! 😂

Not quite ready to buy your forever home? Why not try the next best thing and book your forever self-catering luxury country cottage at This Is Not Here (for a few nights, at least!).

Enjoy York’s famous Christmas markets, explore the countryside and return to your own private hot tub under the Yorkshire skies.

🎁 A little celebration from us: 20% OFF stays of 4 nights or more throughout November.

Use code NOV2026 when booking.

Think of it as a Stamp Duty holiday, just on a smaller scale. No solicitors, no mortgage application and absolutely no removal boxes!

Collect Memories, Not Things.

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Posting this for no other reason than to ask… WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE BUY PRE-MADE YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS? Honestly, they’...
27/10/2026

Posting this for no other reason than to ask… WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE BUY PRE-MADE YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS?

Honestly, they’re one of the easiest things in the world to make. If you can operate a whisk and turn an oven on, you’re pretty much qualified. No Michelin star required, come on pubs, get back to home made puddings!

These beauties are made from the leftover batter from Sunday lunch with friends. Twelve medium-sized Yorkshires on Sunday, and four more on Monday evening. Waste not, want not!

The recipe? Almost embarrassingly simple.

1 cup plain flour
1 cup semi-skimmed milk
4 eggs
A dash of white pepper and a pinch of sea salt.

Whisk the living daylights out of it, ideally the day before, then leave it to rest in the fridge overnight.

And here’s the trick, get your tins well greased and your oven properly hot, then give the mixture another good whisk just before pouring it in. That’s it. Let the oven work its magic!

Four more Yorkshires on Monday evening, and they tasted absolutely bloody fabulous!

🎶 Cue Queen’s We Are the Champions 🎶 🏆

Because apparently, making a Yorkshire pudding from scratch is now an achievement worthy of a national celebration.

So come on, lovers… is there genuinely a good reason to buy them ready-made, or have we all just given up on life?

Asking for a friend. Obviously.

❤️🌺 It’s all about doing your bit 🌺 ❤️There’s something rather special about village life, traditions and remembering th...
26/10/2026

❤️🌺 It’s all about doing your bit 🌺 ❤️

There’s something rather special about village life, traditions and remembering those who came before us.

It’s easy to take the freedoms we enjoy today for granted, but behind them lie extraordinary sacrifices made by ordinary people who did their bit, often without question and at great personal cost!

Like many we have a strong family heritage of doing our bit during wartime and peacetime, whether that was through agriculture, keeping the country fed, or serving in the Royal Navy Different roles, different sacrifices, but all playing their part in protecting the freedoms we enjoy today.

Today was a reminder to salute that past.

Living in a village we love, it’s lovely to see traditions continuing. Peter has just been round, as he does every year, collecting for the Royal British Legion and selling , come rain or shine. No fuss, no fanfare, just quietly doing his bit.

It’s a small gesture, perhaps, but one that means so much. Because remembrance isn’t just about looking back; it’s about making sure we never forget, passing those stories down through the generations and recognising the debt we owe to those who served and sacrificed! Even our house played a key part in the

The village is still today very much , we love its traditions, and we love seeing people like Peter keeping them alive.

Wear your poppy with pride. Remember the past. Appreciate the freedoms we have today. And, wherever we can, do our bit. In a world that increasingly feels divided, try and show a bit of love to each other regardless of race!

🌺 Lest we forget 🌺

🌬️ Stay safe out there, everyone!Storm Austen today, with Storm Boelo apparently queuing up for tomorrow. Although, so f...
23/10/2026

🌬️ Stay safe out there, everyone!

Storm Austen today, with Storm Boelo apparently queuing up for tomorrow. Although, so far, they both seem to have forgotten about Yorkshire! 😂

It’s actually a rather grand day here at the cottages, with just a bit of cloudbusting needed to clear the skies. ☁️

Let’s hope it stays that way, but batten down the hatches, keep safe and look after each other. ❤️

November Blue Skies🎄 Yorkshire Christmas Markets & Festive Events – November 2026 🎄Planning a November getaway? Here’s w...
22/10/2026

November Blue Skies🎄 Yorkshire Christmas Markets & Festive Events – November 2026 🎄

Planning a November getaway? Here’s what’s happening within easy reach of our cottages at This Is Not Here.

🎁 1 November – Malton Christmas Fair, Malton
🎄 6 November – 3 January – Magic at the Mansion, Harewood House
✨ 11 November – 20 December – Scarborough Lights, Scarborough
🎅 12 November – 21 December – York Christmas Market, York city centre
🏰 12 November – 3 January – A Dickens of a Christmas, Castle Howard
🎄 13 November – Big Christmas Kick Off & musical fireworks, Flemingate, Beverley
🎁 13–15 November – Whitby Christmas Market, Whitby
🛍️ 21 November – Malton Artisan Market, Malton
✨ 27 November – Christmas Lights Switch-On, Bridlington
🎅 27–29 November – Scarborough Sparkle, Scarborough
🌲 28 November – York Minster Christmas Tree Festival Lights Switch-On, York
🎁 28–29 November – Christmas Craft Market, Ampleforth Abbey

Whether you fancy festive shopping, historic houses dressed for Christmas, coastal adventures or a wander around York with a mulled something in hand, there’s plenty to enjoy.

🥂 And to celebrate everything York and the surrounding areas have to offer, we’re giving you 20% off stays of 4 nights or more throughout November!

www.thisisnothere.co.uk - Simply book using code NOV2026. T&Cs apply.

After a busy day exploring, imagine returning to your own cosy cottage, lighting the log fire, sinking into the hot tub and taking in those beautiful November skies. Crisp country air, a little peace and quiet, and absolutely no need to think about Christmas shopping for a few hours. Bliss.

Then again, you could always start planning the next day’s adventures. 😉

📍 Just east of York, in the heart of the Yorkshire countryside.

This Is Not Here – Collect Memories, Not Things.

🏃‍♀️ Good luck to everyone taking on today’s York Marathon! 🏃‍♂️An extra special shout-out to our lovely guests who’ve b...
18/10/2026

🏃‍♀️ Good luck to everyone taking on today’s York Marathon! 🏃‍♂️

An extra special shout-out to our lovely guests who’ve been staying with us and are lacing up their trainers this@morning at the crack of dawn! 👏

Whatever your motivation, whether it’s a personal challenge, a bucket-list moment or raising money for a cause close to your heart, we hope you enjoy every mile. Stay hydrated, keep safe, soak up the atmosphere and take in the incredible scenery and historic buildings that York and the surrounding countryside have to offer.

And of course, you’ll be running through some of our own home turf, including Stamford Bridge and Sand Hutton! ❤️

Once you’ve crossed that finish line, put your feet up, give those legs a well-earned rest and remember… there’s nothing quite like sinking into a lovely hot tub afterwards! 🛁

If a countryside escape with hot tubs sounds like your kind of recovery plan, our cottages at This Is Not Here are waiting to welcome you. Perfect for a little adventure, a change of pace and some well-deserved relaxation.

Run strong, enjoy the day and be proud of every step. You’ve got this! 💪

Good Morning Friday! ☕️🌫️ My favourite time of the day! ❤️A lovely view as ever down the village and across the rolling ...
16/10/2026

Good Morning Friday! ☕️🌫️ My favourite time of the day! ❤️

A lovely view as ever down the village and across the rolling Wolds. You can’t quite see it in the photos, but there’s a fabulous, eerie mist drifting across the ground this morning… a little bit of magic in the Yorkshire countryside! 🍂

Here’s to an amazing weekend for everyone. Make it a good one! 🥂✨

Today has been a first for us, and a very emotional one. ❤️We attended our first double funeral, saying goodbye to Alan ...
13/10/2026

Today has been a first for us, and a very emotional one. ❤️

We attended our first double funeral, saying goodbye to Alan Thompson (Big Al), who worked for three generations of our family for nearly 5 decades, and his beloved wife Maureen, who passed away unexpectedly. Just days later, Alan followed her, leaving us wondering whether a broken heart played its part.

Big Al was the quintessential “ear all, see all, say nowt”! Did he see change! When he first started on the farm, an ox and plough were still the only machinery! It came out today he registered to be a farm worker aged 12! Farming and the country was a way of life for him. Massey Ferguson became his tractor of choice, and he kept every tractor allocated to him absolutely immaculate. He even took the keys on holiday with him, much to everyone else’s dismay! 😂

A mountain of a man, but a gentle giant. I can still picture him and Maureen at our wedding and was my Grans neighbour for so long.

A lovely service and wake gave us the chance to share stories with his nieces and friends to reminisce about farming life and remember days gone by.

Rest peacefully, Big Al and Maureen. A true gentleman, a devoted husband and a much-loved part of our family’s history. You’ll both be remembered with great affection. ❤️ NFU North Yorkshire Agricultural Society

Last night, the aurora. Tonight, simply peace. 🌌🍂October’s skies have clearly been at the sherry! Last night, the Northe...
11/10/2026

Last night, the aurora. Tonight, simply peace. 🌌🍂

October’s skies have clearly been at the sherry! Last night, the Northern Lights danced above our Yorkshire cottages. Tonight, it’s all about peace, quiet and the beauty of the countryside.

When the news feels overwhelming and the world seems to have gone completely bonkers, sometimes you just need to look up, take a breath and remember there’s still plenty of beauty in it. ❤️

Our luxury country cottages near York are perfect for getting away from it all. Hot tubs, autumn walks, cosy evenings and private chefs if cooking feels far too energetic.

Want a proper escape? We can even deactivate the WiFi! 😱 (We recommend breaking the news gently to the teenagers.)

No notifications, no doom-scrolling, just countryside calm. We can’t guarantee the aurora, but we can promise a lovely place to switch off.

Last night, the Northern Lights. Tonight, the luxury of doing absolutely nothing.

This Is Not Here, Collect memories, not things.

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