07/12/2025
Sharing again due to time wasters 😝
HISTORIC HOTEL SEEKS COMMITTED PARTNER FOR LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP;
Hello there, it’s me; your dream fixer-upper with hundreds of years of emotional (and structural) depth.
Born in the seventeen hundreds, (yes, I’m ancient: but in a “bring-me-back-to-life-and-I’ll-look-gorgeous” kind of way),
nestled in a ridiculously picturesque Irish picture postcard countryside town of Aughrim, in the Garden County where the mist rolls in like theatre curtains and the locals still know the names of your grandparents, I’m a once-thriving hotel with too much potential to be left swiping aimlessly through the lonely hearts column.
I’ve got charm in spades, history in every stone, and room for so much more than cobwebs. I’m a historic hotel with more legends than a local spinning yarns over a pint in the pub after closing time.
Character? Check.
Original features? Oh yes. They’re just waiting to be uncovered (if you know where to look)!
I’ve seen it all, mischief, merriment and maybe a few mild hauntings (the friendly kind, don’t worry). I’ve hosted weary travelers, secret lovers, and more than one accordion competition. But now? I’m a little... lonely.
What I’m looking for:
A dreamer-doer combo. Someone who can see the magic (and the manageable to-do list), who isn’t afraid of a little restoration romance, and who wants to breathe life into a place that’s just waiting to sparkle again.
I need someone. Not just anyone—a special someone. Someone who:
Can see past the peeling wallpaper to the centuries of charm underneath
Will lovingly restore me, not slap me with “modern minimalism”
Appreciates long walks through misty meadows along Aughrims soon to be Green Way or up to our county football ground, all on my doorstep!
Maybe someone who can fix a roof,
Has a soft spot for heritage, tea by the fire, and the occasional banshee wail on a windy night.
In return, I offer:
A unique business opportunity, endless character, both architectural and emotional, a community ready to welcome you with open arms and stories that go back generations, all hoping you’ll call Aughrim and the walls of this historic hotel home.
The chance to sleep every night inside actual history. The rare opportunity to build a thriving business with genuine soul.
A chance to employ local craftspeople and hospitality talent; seriously, the town is bursting with skilled, kind people who want to see me shine.
And yes - real profit potential, once you get past the initial wooing stage! 😉
Think of it as a love story with spreadsheets.
This isn’t just about saving an old building.
It’s about becoming part of a community, reviving a piece of living history, and making something truly special—for yourself, your guests, and the people who’ve always believed in this place.
So if you're ready for a commitment that could pay off in both euros and warm fuzzy feelings, don’t let me crumble alone.
If you’ve ever dreamed of running a boutique hotel where the past whispers through every keyhole; let’s chat.
Don’t let four centuries of charm go to waste. I’ve waited this long for you—don’t ghost me now.
Sincerely,
The Very Historic Beautiful Lawless Hotel (Desperately Seeking Restoration and Love)