John Altman

24/10/2026

22/10/2026

22/10/2026

One pretzel. Two friends.
Suddenly, everyone has manners. 👀

“You take it.”
“No, YOU take it.”
Meanwhile, both hands are moving.

What’s your move?
A — Take it.
B — Offer it.
C — Split it.

Drop your letter before the final swipe.
Be honest. Your snack buddy is watching. 🥨

Share your bites. Spread the love. ✌️

09/10/2026

Four suspects. Three clues. One very crunchy mystery. 🕵️🍿

Someone cracked under pressure.

“I kept it together.
Then things got heated.
Now I’m a completely different person.”

Who am I?

Leave your suspect’s number below before swiping to the confession. 👇

And please don’t eat the evidence.
We’ve already lost two detectives that way.

Share your bites. Spread the love. ✌️

Cloussau 🔎

29/09/2026

Don’t send help. Send more chips. 🩵
We’re staying for the Salt & Pepper 🧂

23/09/2026

Blanket season has officially arrived! Hello autumn.🍁🍂

10/09/2026

Good snacks deserve better than the bin. 🌍 John Altman x Too Good To Go. Anti-Food Waste Week 2026. Let’s make every bite count. 💚 .nl

08/09/2026

POV: you’re a box of John Altman. You don’t stand a chance. 🤤🥨🍿

27/08/2026

Your camera roll says more about your age than you think 🤳🥨

25/08/2026

Popped, crunchy, and always right on time. ⏰🍿 It’s popcorn o’clock… but let’s be honest: it’s always time for popcorn!