31/10/2026
🇺🇸 Trump: «I don’t want anybody from Norway.»
🇳🇴 Norway: No problem. We already got you.
🗻 Here he is tonight, flat on his back in the sunset over Berfjorden, Dønna. Fresh snow in the hair. Zero complaints since the Ice Age. 😴
🏡 Open invitation, Mr. President: free stay in one of our new seaside cabins. With a view of yourself.
🔥 Sauna. 🛁 Hot tub. 🥐 Breakfast 8–10.
Everyone else is welcome too. 🚽 Best sh*****se view in Norway.
Berfjorden