04/11/2026
🚨 $820 JACKPOT!!! SOMEONE CHECK THE PUB’S FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT! 🚨💸
At this point, we’re not running a pub. We’re running a bloody charity with a liquor licence and a deep fryer. 😂
💰 SPIN & WIN HAS HIT A FILTHY $820!
That’s EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS potentially heading into someone’s pocket tonight!
And because apparently we have absolutely no respect for our own profit margins…
🐔 IT’S WINGS WEDNESDAY!
🔥 $1 WINGS!
🔥 5PM–8PM
🔥 DINE IN ONLY!
Yes, ONE DOLLAR. For actual chicken wings. Not feathers. Not a picture of a chicken. Proper bloody wings.
Imagine coming in for a cheap feed and leaving $820 richer.
That’s the sort of financial planning they don’t teach you at school. 🤣
Get your backside into Otematata’s Best Dam Pub tonight!
The wings are cheap, the jackpot’s enormous, and whoever’s doing our accounts is probably quietly updating their CV.
🍻 THE BEST DAM PUB. WHERE THE CHICKENS ARE NERVOUS AND THE ACCOUNTANT’S ON THE EDGE. 🐔💰