Berlin Heights Holiday Park

Berlin Heights Holiday Park We pride ourselves on having the most modern and well maintained privately owned Recreational Park in Ohio. Just kidding this place sucks

Some photos from the co****le tournament. Thank you to everyone that hosted this event and everyone that participated.Co...
09/09/2026

Some photos from the co****le tournament. Thank you to everyone that hosted this event and everyone that participated.
Congratulations to the winners!

Carl’s clam bake  didn’t suck like this place does. Thank you, Carl and everyone that made this happen. Everything was...
09/06/2026

Carl’s clam bake  didn’t suck like this place does. Thank you, Carl and everyone that made this happen. Everything was amazing. 

Poker run fun!
09/06/2026

Poker run fun!

09/06/2026

Glow stick fun

This Place SucksLabor Day weekend: we feed you twice, you lose money at poker, then we foam you. If that’s not a holiday...
09/02/2026

This Place Sucks
Labor Day weekend: we feed you twice, you lose money at poker, then we foam you. If that’s not a holiday, you’re at the wrong park.

FRIDAY 9/4

5:00–7:00 PM – Sloppy Joe Dinner ($10 with fries, onion rings + salad bar | Dinner Salad $8)

8:00 PM – Hayride

8:00 PM – Game Night

SATURDAY 9/5

10:00 AM – Bocce

10:30 AM – Horseback Riding

11:00 AM – Permanent Jewelry

12:00 PM – Target Shooting

1:30 PM – ATV Riding

12:00–2:00 PM – Poker Run tickets, $5/hand (no limit)

4:00–6:00 PM – Poker Run (5 sites, any order — back at the Lodge by 6:15)

6:00 PM – Burger Bash & Frankfurter Frenzy at the Lodge (no RSVP)
Single $8 | Double $10 | Quarter-pound Nathan dog $8
Fries and onion rings included. Salad bar included.

7:30 PM – Evening Bash, Cement Pad
Grunge DNA 8–11 PM, s’mores, foam

SUNDAY 9/6

10:00 AM–12:00 PM – Hearty Breakfast
$10 (13+) | $8 (5–13) | Free under 5 with parent purchase

1:00 PM – Kids Fishing Derby

2:00 PM – Tie Dye

2:00 PM – Co****le Tournament

6:00 PM – Clambake
Full $25 | Chicken only $15 | Extra dozen $10
SIGNUP IS CLOSED. Order’s already in. If you already RSVP’d, you’re still on the list.

King of Hearts is sitting at $3,023.
See Mike Holke (B13) or Alice Jones (B15) for tickets.

Full details + all the pretty pictures in this week’s S’more News:
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What should we name our new giraffe? 
08/27/2026

What should we name our new giraffe? 

Look up tonight. The sky is doing something cooler than your neighbor’s floodlight.Deep partial lunar eclipse, Thursday ...
08/27/2026

Look up tonight. The sky is doing something cooler than your neighbor’s floodlight.
Deep partial lunar eclipse, Thursday night into Friday. Ohio times:
9:23 PM — it starts getting weird
10:33 PM — Earth’s shadow takes a bite
12:12 AM — peak. Rusty lantern with a white sliver
1:51 AM — partial’s over
3:01 AM — go to bed already
No glasses. No tickets. Just walk outside.
This is also why we tell people to shut their lights off when they’re not at camp or when they retire for the night. Not because we’re the fun police. Because a 400-watt porch light does not make your site safer. It just turns the whole row into a Walmart parking lot and ruins the one free show we didn’t have to book through the app.
Northern lights are a maybe (G1–G2 watch). For us that means possible faint glow on the north horizon, not the cartoon curtains. If you see green, take the picture. If you don’t, you still got a 96% eclipsed moon. Don’t @ maintenance either way.
Partly cloudy, so pick a gap. Dim it, sit down, keep the “holy crap look at that” volume after quiet hours.


Berlin Heights Holiday Park

🐾 Happy National Dog Day! 🐾(also known as International Dog Day)Today we celebrate the pups who make life (and camping) ...
08/26/2026

🐾 Happy National Dog Day! 🐾
(also known as International Dog Day)
Today we celebrate the pups who make life (and camping) better — the ones who steal the best spot by the fire, greet every neighbor, and somehow always know when it’s treat time.
Drop a photo of your dog in the comments!

Whether they’re a regular here at Berlin Heights Holiday Park or just your favorite four-legged family member, we’d love to see them.
Tag a fellow camper who has a great dog. 🐶

This Place SucksStop by the Lodge Friday for a loaded baked potato (or just the salad if you’re feeling virtuous). Then ...
08/25/2026

This Place Sucks
Stop by the Lodge Friday for a loaded baked potato (or just the salad if you’re feeling virtuous). Then stick around for Bingo because nothing says “family entertainment” like yelling at numbered balls.
Saturday is chaos: Bocce, horses, guns, mini golf hole-building contest (get your masterpiece on the rec court by 10 AM or you’re just another spectator), ATVs, Beer School is back, and then Audiophile tears the place up from 8–11 with 80s/90s throwback rock.
Sunday we feed you again.
FRIDAY 8/28

5:00–7:00 PM – Baked Potato Bar ($10 with all the toppings + salad bar | Dinner Salad $8)

8:00 PM – BINGO
SATURDAY 8/29

10:00 AM – Bocce

10:30 AM – Horseback Riding

12:00 PM – Target Shooting

12:00 PM – Mini Golf (and the “Most Famously Built Mini Golf Hole” contest)

1:30 PM – ATV Riding

7:00 PM – Beer School (bring a 6-pack + snack, give a short lecture, trophies for Best & Worst)

8:00–11:00 PM – Audiophile Band
SUNDAY 8/30

10:00 AM–12:00 PM – Hearty Breakfast

$10 (13+) | $8 (5–13) | Free under 5 with parent purchase
King of Hearts is sitting at $2,294.

See Mike Holke (B13) or Alice Jones (B15) for tickets.
Full details + all the pretty pictures in this week’s S’more News (link in comments).

Address

10902 State Rt 113
Berlin Heights, OH
44814

Telephone

+14195882351

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