Branson's Best Motel

06/16/2026

🎨🚨 Boss Lady Property Update 🚨🎨

Vinnie has apparently decided that every single surface on the property needs a fresh coat of paint. 😂

Let’s review the evidence so far:

✅ Stairwell railings
✅ Walkway railings
✅ Every single guest room door
✅ A/C vent covers
✅ Pool area wall
✅ Dumpster gate
✅ Storage shed
✅ Breezeway walls
✅ Walkway ceilings

At this point, if it stands still long enough, Clint is probably getting instructions to paint it. 😆

I honestly don’t know if Vinnie is running a motel or auditioning for a painting company.

Poor Clint shows up every day thinking he’s finished with one project, and Vinnie is already pointing at something else saying, “You know what would look good with a fresh coat of paint?”

The good news is the property is looking better and better with each project. 🎨✨

What do you think so far? 😂

06/15/2026

🚨 BOSS LADY STANDOFF UPDATE 🚨

Well Team Sue…

We have reached a new level of stubbornness. 😡😡😡

I am currently standing here waiting for Vinnie and Wayne to acknowledge my presence and confirm they understand the Boss Lady Rules.

Simple enough, right?

Wrong.

Instead, both of them seem to be suddenly fascinated by everything except me.

The chairs.
The parking lot.
The weather.
Random conversations.

Literally anything except making eye contact with the Boss Lady. 🤦‍♀️

I am beginning to suspect they think if they avoid eye contact long enough, the rules will somehow disappear.

Nice try, gentlemen.

Unfortunately, Boss Lady Rules do not expire.

I would also like to point out that it has taken them significantly longer to acknowledge me than it took for me to write the rules in the first place. 😆

At this point, I am considering adding a new rule:

📌 Rule #10:
When the Boss Lady is speaking, pretending not to see her is not an acceptable response.

The good news is the rocking chairs remain secure.

The bad news is compliance with the Boss Lady Rule Book appears to be at an all-time low.

Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time as I continue negotiations with these two repeat offenders. 😂🪑

Signed,

The Boss Lady

Currently accepting applications for people who actually listen the first time. 😏

06/15/2026

🚨 URGENT UPDATE FROM THE BOSS LADY COMMAND CENTER 🚨

We officially have a situation.

I am sitting here being completely ignored. 😳

Apparently Vinnie and Wayne have decided that the newly published Boss Lady Rules are merely suggestions.

I have attempted communication.

I have issued instructions.

I have made announcements.

And yet somehow they continue sitting there as if none of this is happening. 🤦‍♀️😂

Vinnie appears to be suffering from a severe case of Selective Hearing.

Wayne seems to believe that because he’s off the clock, he is somehow exempt from Boss Lady authority.

I would like to remind Wayne that the Boss Lady Rule Book does not contain an “off-duty” exemption clause. 😆

What’s even more concerning is that this is now the SECOND Facebook post regarding this matter, and they are still ignoring me.

At this point, I am beginning to wonder if they are:

🔹 Ignoring me?

🔹 Pretending not to hear me?

🔹 Testing the limits of Boss Lady patience?

🔹 Or secretly hoping I can’t get to them fast enough from the Command Center? 🤣

The investigation remains ongoing.

Mandatory Boss Lady consequences are currently being considered.

Please leave your recommendations below before I am forced to take drastic action.

Signed,

The Boss Lady

Director of Rocking Chair Enforcement, Rule Compliance, and Selective Hearing Investigations 🪑🚨😂

06/15/2026

06/15/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BOSS LADY COMMAND CENTER 🚨

I literally walk around the corner and see this.

Now I need your help.

Were my instructions not clear?

Or are Vinnie and Wayne simply choosing to ignore the newly published Boss Lady Rules? 🤔

It has not even been ONE MINUTE since I issued these very clear instructions to both of them.

ONE MINUTE.

The ink on the rules isn’t even dry yet. 😳

I specifically addressed:
❌ No resting
❌ No napping
❌ No comfort inspections
❌ No secret meetings
❌ No finding loopholes

And yet somehow I turn the corner and discover what appears to be a direct violation of multiple Boss Lady Rules simultaneously. 🤦‍♀️😂

As many of you know, I monitor operations from my Command Center, and I fear mandatory Boss Lady actions may soon be necessary.

Please help me resolve this situation.

Should I:

🔹 Issue a verbal warning?

🔹 Assign additional projects?

🔹 Require them to write “The rocking chairs belong to the guests” 100 times?

🔹 Or immediately call an emergency Team Sue meeting? 😆

I am anxiously awaiting your recommendations while this investigation remains active.

Signed,

The Boss Lady
Director of Rocking Chair Enforcement 🪑🚨

06/15/2026

🚨 BOSS LADY RULES ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

This Boss Lady is making the rules very clear to Vinnie and Wayne, and I feel that all of you deserve to know exactly what those rules are. 😎🪑

Some of you have been asking about the famous rocking chairs.

Good news… they’re still here.

However, it has become necessary to publish the official Boss Lady Rules so there is absolutely no confusion moving forward.

Most importantly, these rules are directed toward Vinnie and Wayne.

📌 Rule #1:
The famous rocking chairs are NOT going anywhere.

Do not think about moving them.
Do not plan on moving them.
Do not secretly discuss moving them.
Do not even TRY to move them.

📌 Rule #2:
No resting.

📌 Rule #3:
No napping.

📌 Rule #4:
No extended breaks.

📌 Rule #5:
No secret meetings, planning sessions, project discussions, or brainstorming new ideas without Boss Lady approval.

📌 Rule #6:
There is absolutely NO reason for Vinnie to conduct additional “comfort inspections” of these rocking chairs. We already know they’re comfortable. The testing phase has officially ended. 😂

📌 Rule #7:
Wayne is not allowed to help Vinnie find loopholes in these rules.

📌 Rule #8:
If Vinnie and Wayne are spotted sitting in the rocking chairs together, please know I am watching the cameras from my Command Center and mandatory Boss Lady actions will be taken. 🤣

📌 Rule #9:
Any conversation that begins with, “You know what we should do…” must be immediately reported to the Boss Lady for review and approval. 😆

For everyone else, please enjoy the rocking chairs during your stay and make some wonderful memories.

The only guest rule is simple:

🚭 No smoking while relaxing in the rocking chairs.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding of these official Boss Lady Rules.

Signed,

The Boss Lady
Chair Protection Division 😎🪑

06/15/2026

🏠 This is YOUR home away from home.

Do you see what I see? 😳

After all the rocking chair drama, investigations, confession posts, repossessions, relocation attempts, Amazon tracking updates, and threats that they would be returned if I made another Facebook post…

Here they sit. 😂🪑

This Boss Lady can’t stop looking at this photo.

Maybe it’s just me, but I see four beautiful rocking chairs that somehow survived the Great Rocking Chair Saga of 2026. 😆

The real question is…

Am I looking at rocking chairs?

Or am I looking at proof that this Boss Lady won? 🤔😂

👇 Caption this photo! Tell your version of these famous rocking chairs.

I can’t wait to see all the funny captions Team Sue comes up with for this one.

06/15/2026

📣 Team Sue Roll Call! 📣

How long have you been following our page? 👀

🔹 Less than 3 months
🔹 About 6 months
🔹 About 1 year
🔹 2–3 years
🔹 Since before Team Sue vs. Team Vinnie was even a thing 😆
🔹I can’t remember!

Let this Boss Lady know in the comments how long you’ve been hanging around for all the motel chaos, rocking chair drama, recovery updates, and Team Sue adventures! ❤️

I’d love to see who has been with us from the beginning and who is new to the page! 😊🍿🏨

06/15/2026

Boss Lady personal story….. Always stay strong! ❤️

After glaucoma surgery, a steroid eye drop changed my view,
Making things appear much closer than they really were too.

One missed step was all it took, and before I knew,
I was facing an injury I never thought I’d go through.

This Boss Lady took a terrible tumble one day,
But Team Sue never let her lose her way.

My ankle was fractured, my tibia and fibula broke too,
But giving up was something I would never do.

A boot, a walker, a wheelchair, and therapy too,
Yet every day brought something new.

One day a boot, the next an ankle brace,
Trying to keep me at a reasonable pace.

From the Boss Lady command center, keeping tabs on Vinnie never gets old,
Taking one step at a time and being brave and bold.

No days off since the injury came,
Still showing up and playing the game.

While healing up and working still,
I refuse to quit and never will.

Team Sue was cheering loud and strong,
Encouraging me all along.

With determination helping me make it through,
I kept pushing forward like Boss Ladies do.

The injury may slow me for a little while longer,
But every single day I’m getting stronger.

The wheelchair command center became my office with a view,
Still running motel chaos and seeing it through.

Guests arrive and breakfast starts,
With waffles, coffee, and welcoming hearts.

Clean rooms waiting, fresh and bright,
Prepared with care from morning to night.

At Branson’s Best and Seven Gables too,
We work hard for every guest we welcome through.

Then there’s Team Vinnie, causing a fuss,
Always finding more work for the rest of us.

As Vinnie’s personal paparazzi, I report what I view,
Checking the cameras to see what he’s up to.

And let’s not forget the rocking chair fight,
A motel controversy that kept Team Sue up at night.

They disappeared without warning one day,
But replacement chairs eventually came our way.

No days off, that’s simply how we roll,
Serving our guests is always the goal.

Some days are chaos, some days are fun,
Yet somehow the work still gets done.

So here’s to recovery, friends old and new,
To Team Vinnie and Team Sue.

To rocking chairs, breakfast, and hospitality too,
And a Boss Lady comeback that’s almost coming through!