06/12/2026
Remember when you couldn't take your work with you because it didn't fit in your pocket?
When traveling for vacation meant you actually vacationed?
Back when your phone died you didn't even notice because everyone was in the moment: in the pool, losing at air hockey, or crying laughing at something that happened at 2am?
We built houses for exactly that reason:
Connection, not connectivity.
Our mansions sleep 50+ and come loaded for an analog vacation— laser mazes, lazy rivers, commercial waterslides, escape rooms, Twister rooms, human foosball, custom pools, kayaks, putt putt, all on privately gated acreage.
This is the vacation your family talks about for years to come.
Five luxury properties designed to finally let you unwind the way you’ve been promising yourself you would”
Your analog escape starts here → link in bio
