07/12/2026
Meet our highly trained Welcome Committee.
Their qualifications include:
🐾 Advanced Tail Wagging
🐾 Expert Guest Detection (they know you’re here before we do)
🐾 Professional Belly Rub Supervision
🐾 Treat Quality Control
🐾 Emotional Support Specialists
🐾 Masters of Making You Feel Like Family
Their official job description is to greet every guest with enthusiasm, es**rt you around the ranch, and ensure you never feel like a stranger.
Their unofficial job description? Convincing you that one more ear scratch is absolutely necessary.
We can’t promise they’ll remember your name...
But they’ll definitely remember you.
Welcome to Canyon of the Ancients Guest Ranch—where the hospitality begins long before you unpack.