Rocky River Inn

09/05/2026

AUSTRALIA IN THE HOUSE ! ! ! ! Such a lovely family !
Love my Job !!!

09/03/2026

We would like to hear from you ! What should we work on next ? Fall projects or look ahead to next spring ? Suggestion welcome .

We would like to pull together a couple of Community based activities like a Bonfire , Girls Night Out , Hide and Seek Scavenger Hunt, Paint ball games , Family Camp night .

What are some community activities that use to go on here back in the day?

09/02/2026

We hosted some very interesting folks this past weekend and had our very first Redneck Rendezvous with Dustin Sims and he brought a friend we didn’t even know about ,Andy Gunnin ! Talk about exciting !
Go check them out ! I didn’t realize who I was working with when he just wanted to book a reservation, when he made it here and let us know what he wanted . Tucker and I understood the assignment and we hit the ground running ! We had 28 days to put this show together and dang if we didn’t pull the biggest rabbit out of thin air With some help from our friends ! It really does take the whole community and Ripley County you called him here , we hope we did you proud !

09/02/2026

Limited Edition!!! Autographed ! No one else has these unless you were There !

🔥🤠 REDNECK RENDEZVOUS 2026 WITH DUSTIN SIMS! 🤠🔥

We have a limited number of Dustin Sims autographed shirts available for just $35 each!
2xl-7 on hand
3xl-6 on hand
4xl-2 on hand

💵 CASH ONLY

Get yours before they're gone and take home a signed piece of Redneck Rendezvous 2026! 🏕️🎤

08/26/2026

Friday Float with Dustin Sims ! Make it a weekend , get 10% off your stay !!! Have 5 rooms available as of right now . 573 996 2400

07/28/2026

Y’all done fu**ed up now.

I asked y’all to tell me the smallest, most redneck town that deserved a comedy show… and Doniphan showed the hell up. Y’all were the #1 most requested town by a fu***ng mile.

So you can quit askin’.
Daddy’s on the way.

August 29 we’re taking over Rocky River Resort for the first-ever Rocky River Redneck Rendezvous.

Bring your lawn chair, bring your cousins, bring your ex… hell, bring your ex’s new man. I don’t give a s**t. Just bring somebody.

Let’s see if Doniphan can throw the biggest damn comedy party this side of the Ozarks.

🎟️ Tickets are LIVE

Doniphan… let’s see what the f**k y’all got

06/05/2026

🌞 Ready for a river getaway? Come float the beautiful river, relax by the campfire, and make lasting memories with family and friends. Reserve your campsite today. Come see Rocky River Resort because we can't wait to see you!

Open 9AM to 5PM, Monday through Thursday and 8AM to 5PM Friday through Sunday🏊🛶

Call 573-996-7171 for more information or to reserve you time!

06/05/2026

Rocky River Inn will be Cash only this weekend. Due to credit card machine being down .

05/30/2026

Rocky River Inn has no active phone lines this weekend . Please use our website or messenger for Reservations and or cancellations, sorry for the inconvenience!

05/29/2026

Rocky River Inn is experiencing phone issues today ! Sorry for any inconvenience.