09/10/2026
What’s up, Weirdos! Today we’re answering the question on everyone's mind: What are the best drinks of the apocalypse?
Tommy put his highly trained palate through some questionable s**t to find out. The methodology was flawless and his qualifications are none of your business. Let's get into it.
📺 The End of Everything, Eventually – The screens came back on and they’ve been counting down ever since, so naturally we brewed a beer about it. Our double dry-hopped IPA collab with Soul & Spirits brings Nelson, Krush Cryo, Maui Nelson Hop Kief and Citra together for bright notes of citrus, tropical fruit, dark berry and white grape. If the TVs say your name, no they didn’t.
🫠 Everything’s Fine-ish – The world is apparently falling apart, but at least we found dessert. Our collab with Vault City Brewing combines marionberry, plum, pastry cream, vanilla and cinnamon for a rich, jammy sour that’s basically the doomsdanish of the apocalypse pantry. Everything’s fine... ish.
💻 Dawn of a New Error – The Bunker runs on duct tape, optimism and catastrophic software updates. Luckily, our IPA collab with Trillium Brewing Company is significantly more reliable, packing Peacharine, Dolcita and Peacharine Hop Kief into a juicy peaches-and-cream kinda situation.
🫘 Beans – Refrigeration failed. The perishables perished. But one remained. BEANS. Our sparkling coconut orange coffee sour with Mikerphone Brewing features coffee beans from our favorite survivors at Bruno's Coffee Company . It is the spirit of beans. EVERYTHING DIES. EXCEPT BEANS.
Think Tommy got it right? Get all four together in a mixed 4-pack available ONLY at DrekkerFest 12 and decide for yourself. Supply distribution begins Friday at 1000 hours. (10 a.m.)
(And please don’t drink bleach. We really shouldn’t have to tell you that.)