12/31/2023
It’s almost the end of 2023. I'm almost 62 years old, No check engine light - yet, and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!
I still haven’t found out who let the dogs out🤔?
Where’s the beef🤔?
How do I get to Sesame Street🤔?
Why doesn’t Dora just use Google Maps🤷♀️🤔?
Why do all the flavors of Fruit Loops taste exactly the same🤔? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop🤔?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
At what time did time begin?
Which came first: the sun or the earth?
Is the opposite of opposite the same or opposite?
Why is there a fridge light but no freezer light?
Does a staircase go up or down?
How far east can you travel before you are traveling west?
Is there another word for “thesaurus”?
Why is a “manhole” round?
Why do we call them buildings if buildings are already built?
If you decide to be indecisive, which are you?
Did humans invent math or discover math?
When you forget a thought, where does it go?
What came first: the seed or the plant?
How do you know that you are not hallucinating?
Why do we make exceptions to rules if we all should follow the rules?
How can you describe something indescribable?
Can you have a daydream at night time?
Are child actors in adult-rated movies allowed to watch the film?
If you are bald, can you get dandruff?
Can you yawn when you are asleep?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
Does a dentist go to other dentists for their teeth?
Why does Tarzan never have a beard?
Where do the missing socks go?
If a cave has a cave-in, is it still called a cave?
Do cannibals think clowns taste funny?
How do we know that a new dog food has an “improved taste”?
If heaps of cats are lying on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Is it okay for an endangered animal to eat an endangered plant?
Why does the Easter Bunny bring eggs when rabbits don’t lay eggs?
Can a fish get seasick?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Are animals that don’t live in houses homeless?
How can a jellyfish stand up for itself when it has no backbone?
Do you call “a fly” a fly if it can’t fly?
Why is a pizza box square when a pizza is round?
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why is vanilla ice cream white but vanilla extract brown?
Why are bread square and sandwich meat round?
Can you drink something without eating it?
If a grape is sweet, why did we call the grapefruit by its name?
A tomato is a fruit, so why is ketchup not called a smoothie?
If you have dinner for breakfast, is it still dinner?
If you are allergic to anything, can you have an allergy to water?
How can anyone taste the rainbow?
How do you learn about something that doesn’t exist?
If the truth is different for each of us, how can we call it the truth?
Why are cars made that go faster than the world's speed limits?
Does a mirror have a color, or does it reflect a color?
If you have fun wasting time, is it time wasted?
How do we know we all see the same colors in the same way?
If, in an instant, a moving object looks the same as an unmoving object, is movement possible?
If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
Will tomorrow ever come?
Who decides what makes us human?
If anything is possible, can anything be impossible?
Is it possible to know everything?
Why is it a raindrop but a snowfall?
Is it possible to know if something is good or bad?
Which came first: the universe or time?
Will you exist in the future if you can’t ever go there?
What is the purpose of death?
If you restore a ship piece by piece, is it the same ship?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
How do you expect the unexpected?
If you try to fail to succeed, then what have you done?
Why is abbreviated a long word?
Why is a stage ring square in shape?
Did Adam and Eve have a belly button?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
How can you throw away a garbage can?
If you hate a hater, do you hate yourself?
Why does bottled water expire?
Why do we count sheep before bed?
On a flight, which armrest is yours?
If something is new, how can it be both new and improved?
Why does the early bird get the worm, but patience is a virtue?
What existed before the universe?
Could you drown in the fountain of youth?
Would time continue if everything in the world was frozen?
Is the world eternal?
When does the future begin?
Is your glass half-empty or half-full?
Do you have to swallow gum to get the calories?
How do you know that you exist?
Can you cry underwater?
If you are halfway from your destination, is it from the beginning or the end?
Why are we called humans and not earthlings?
Why do “slim chance” and “fat chance” have the same meaning?
Can we ever reach the future?
How does the universe expand if there is nothing outside of it?
What is a dream?
Is a question with no answer still called a question?
Why are eggs packaged in a flimsy carton🤔?
Why are batteries secured in plastic that’s tough as nails🤔?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word🤔?
Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator🤔?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons🤔?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections🤔?
When you “put your two cents in” but it only costs a “penny for your thoughts." Where is that extra penny going🤔?
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune🤔?
You just tried to sing those two previous songs😅😅😅.
What exactly is Victoria’s secret🤔?
Where's Waldo🤔?
Can you hear me now🤔?
Do you really think I am this witty😅🤔?
I adlibbed a few and got the rest from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old classmate’s mailman. Now, it is your turn to take it from me...copy and paste..change your age..please play the game... 😂🤣 this is funny!!
