10/31/2026
🎃 JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN: THE NATCHITOCHES HYSTERICAL SOCIETY COSTUME! 🎃
🌸 Steel Magnolias Fan Club Edition 🌸
Why dress as something terrifying when you can dress as someone terrified of change?
Perfect for the person who sees a colorful downtown mural and immediately needs medical attention, a public hearing, and the mayor of Natchitoches. 😂
📦 INCLUDES:
• Clutching pearls
• Mural complaint clipboard
• Emergency neck brace for excessive head shaking
• 1989 fan club membership
• “That’s not historically appropriate!” catchphrase
❌ Permit sold separately.
❌ Approval takes three meetings and a strongly worded letter.
❌ Nuts the Squirrel is not a member. He just showed up to watch the meltdown. 🐿️
⚠️ WARNING: Exposure to fresh paint may cause dramatic gasping, emergency Facebook posts, and repeated references to “the character of our town.”
Preserving 1989. One complaint at a time.