El Mistico

El Mistico Ranch sits at 7,300’ elevated mountain & 30 acres of natural high desert land with natu

06/10/2026

🚨 El Paso • Las Cruces • Albuquerque • Santa Fe • Roswell • Cd. Juárez • Chihuahua 🚨

Join us in the mountains of New Mexico for an unforgettable weekend focused on longevity, performance, and optimal living.

Dr. Patricio Ochoa (“Dr. Duck”) .patricio.ochoa is personally inviting you to be part of the El Místico Longevity Camp — a transformative experience designed to help you improve your health, energy, sleep, mindset, and overall quality of life.

🏔 El Místico Ranch – Nogal, New Mexico
📅 August 28–30, 2026

Your experience includes:
🧠 Longevity & Biohacking Workshops with Dr. Patricio Ochoa
🦵 Mobility Training
🧘 Yoga & Breathwork
💆 Therapeutic Massage (add on)
🍽 Chef-Prepared Meals
🌌 Stargazing, Nature & Connection

Escape the noise. Recharge your body. Upgrade your life.

🎟 Pre-Sale: $680
(Meals + Full Experience Included)
🏡 Lodging Sold Separately

Spots are limited.

👉 Watch Dr. Ochoa’s invitation and DM us to reserve your place.

06/08/2026

El Mistico Longevity Camp…

Featuring

Dr. Patricio Ochoa (“Dr. Duck”) 🧠⚡️patricio.ochoa

A leading voice in functional medicine, longevity, and biohacking, Dr. Ochoa will be bringing his cutting-edge approach to optimizing sleep, dopamine, performance, and overall human potential.

This isn’t just another wellness talk…
This is about learning how to take control of your biology and your life.

📍 Nogal, New Mexico
🗓 August 28–30, 2026

Also Featuring:

Mobility drills 🦵🏼by
Yoga & breath work 🫁 🧘🏻 by
Massage 💆 by
Chef 🧑‍🍳 meals
Spots are limited for this immersive high-desert experience.

Pre-sale now live — $680 (meals + full experience included)
Lodging sold separately

👉 DM us now and secure your spot

HighPerformance DrDuck ElMisticoRanch NewMexico WellnessJourney

06/04/2026

Escape to the Crow’s Nest Treehouse at El Místico Ranch — a one-of-a-kind elevated retreat that sleeps up to 4 guests. Featuring a cozy treehouse experience, kid-friendly amenities, and pet-friendly accommodations, it’s the perfect place to unplug, explore nature, and create unforgettable memories.

Bring the kids. Bring the dog. Bring your sense of adventure.

Book your stay today at elmisticoranch.com

05/14/2026

This is your sign to disappear into the mountains for a few days. 🌲✨

Slow mornings. Crisp high desert air. Stargazing by the fire pit. And the kind of silence you didn’t realize you needed.

Welcome to Casita Mística — your cozy Southwest escape tucked beside the Lincoln National Forest. 🏜️🔥👽

Book your stay today at ElMisticoRanch.com

05/08/2026

Somewhere between the trees, the stars, and total peace… just a happy camper at the Crows Nest Treehouse 🌲✨🏕️

Escape the city, unplug for a bit, and wake up surrounded by mountain air and high desert magic. Book your stay today at El Mistico Ranch

05/05/2026

Oöna Geo Dome is officially ready for you this weekend… and yes, your couch is already jealous 😌

El Mistico Ranch energy hits different when you swap city noise for mountain silence, sunsets, and a sky full of stars ✨

Warning: side effects may include
• forgetting what stress feels like
• staying up way too late stargazing
• not wanting to go back home

Pack light. Bring good vibes. We handled the rest.

🌄 Book your escape now: ElMisticoRanch.com

05/01/2026

“Weekend plans: disappearing into Lobo Tipi—where the WiFi is weak, the stars are loud, and time politely forgets you exist.” 🌙

Book Lobo for this weekend at ElMisticoRanch.com

04/29/2026

We’re proud to officially announce our featured guest for El Mistico Longevity Camp…

Dr. Patricio Ochoa (“Dr. Duck”) 🧠⚡️patricio.ochoa

A leading voice in functional medicine, longevity, and biohacking, Dr. Ochoa will be bringing his cutting-edge approach to optimizing sleep, dopamine, performance, and overall human potential.

This isn’t just another wellness talk…
This is about learning how to take control of your biology and your life.

📍 Nogal, New Mexico
🗓 August 28–30, 2026

Also Featuring:

Mobility drills 🦵🏼by
Yoga & breath work 🫁 🧘🏻 by
Massage 💆 by
Chef 🧑‍🍳 meals
Compression Boots & Drips by
Spots are limited for this immersive high-desert experience.

Pre-sale now live — $650 (meals + full experience included)
Lodging sold separately

👉 DM us now and secure your spot

HighPerformance DrDuck ElMisticoRanch NewMexico WellnessJourney

04/27/2026

Find your breath. Find your balance. 🌄✨

Our summer retreats at El Mistico Ranch are officially here…

• Longevity Camp Retreat | Aug 28–30 — just announced (pre-sale live now)
• El Mistico Awakening Retreat | July —… full details coming soon

Movement. Stillness. Connection.
Tap into the energy of the mountain.

DM for early access + info

04/22/2026

The open road meets the wild 🛸✨
Our Silver Bullet Airstream is one of our pet-friendly escapes, perfect for you and your four-legged companion.

Along with Casita Mística and Ashley’s Treehouse, your adventure doesn’t have to leave anyone behind 🐾

Book your stay under the stars at elmisticoranch.com

Address

108 Sunset Mesa
Nogal, NM
88341

Website

https://linktr.ee/ElMistico

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