10/21/2026
Happy hump day out there.
You ever buy something you obviously don’t need, but you’ve got some kind of damn idea?
I’ve done that with an island, a prison bus, cars, motorcycles, boats, a go-kart, a catapult, shoes.
Speaking of go karts I’m gonna get one and ride on these frozen lakes that sounds so sweet 🏎️
Usually it works out. I resell well. Somebody comes along who also has a damn idea. I know how to lure them in because I know what gets me.
Sometimes the random not-to-thought-out buy turns out amazing - Like a motel in The Adirondacks 🤷♂️😁
Art supplies are different. Occasionally I decide I’m gonna be an artist. Buy all the stuff. Turns out the stuff wasn’t what I was missing. It was the skill.
Bought a piano, too. Couldn’t read music. Brain said no chance. Got a ukulele here as further evidence. Hands too big. Coordination questionable. Didn’t think that through.
Anyhow, I bought an entire Boar’s Head Ovengold turkey. The sandwich meat kind. Wrapped, unopened, unsliced.
Had a vision. Stove Top. Instant mashed potatoes. Bam. Thanksgiving dinner.
Or open-faced turkey sandwiches.
But my lady’s in town, and we’ve been too busy out exploring to attend to my turkey responsibilities.
Also, I’d have to make about 38 sandwiches. And that’s if they were damn quarter-pounders.
So I’m finding this delicious beast a home before I have to freeze it. My asking price: one can of Yoo-hoo.
Why is Northwood Cabins telling you this?
To inspire.
We all make questionable choices. Relationships. Careers. Sandwich meat.
You don’t have to keep something just because you once had a damn good idea.
Be inspired by my willingness to let go of this big-ass turkey. Maybe it’s the job. Maybe it’s the guy. Maybe it’s the gal.
Gobble gobble. Get it done. No guilt. No shame. You gave it a shot. Move along.
I’m stoked for winter, and I’ve got some neat ideas I think you’re gonna love.
This is just an inspirational public service announcement. Don’t respond if you want the turkey. I’m gonna throw that on a local page. I can’t be shipping this thing.
Feel free to share some amusing purchases.
By the way trivia restarts tonight Raquette River Brewing.
I ❤️ TUPPER LAKE!