08/28/2026
Wasnât there a South Park episode about as****es who rate people and their businesses based on bu****it?
Well, Iâm over it. I got the most ridiculous review tonight and Iâm not just going to kiss ass for higher star rating because of liars. This is a bu****it review by a bu****it person who has issues I canât solve because Iâm not a therapist!
1. Itâs not my fault that you donât understand lending libraries. The terms are clearly stated so I donât owe you free drinks or free books. If you feel like I do â youâre just wrong!
2.ďżź You burned yourself at 3 AM taking a pizza out of the oven and were too drunk to find the first aid kit. There are several first aid kits! Just because you couldnât find the one I directed you to â which is clearly stated in the house rules in addition to me answering your multiple inquiriesâ doesnât make it my fault that you burned yourself! Now, you complain that I wasnât caring enough to answer specifically like your mommy? Grow up!
3. You sent me a super nice message about how great your stay was. Do you think Iâm not gonna see this review? If youâre going to be a hypocrite at least make sure youâre not doing it publicly.
Iâm done with the âI wish there was a pool!â And I wish you answered me like my mommy s**t. Althea and Ron: you are not welcome back in my home - so good news! We agree on something.
