10/28/2026
🎃 MERCER COUNTY 911 HALLOWEEN SURVIVAL GUIDE: KIDS & ADULTS EDITION 🎃
Happy Spooky Season, Mercer County! As your friendly neighborhood dispatch center, we love Halloween. What we don't love is answering 911 calls because someone mistook a black cat for a panther or ate an entire bag of Reese's cups and thinks they're seeing spirits.
Whether you're hitting the streets in Princeton, Bluefield, Athens, or Bramwell, or anywhere in our BOO-tiful County... here is your official safety guide! 👇
👻 FOR THE LITTLE GHOULS & GOBLINS (Kids Safety)
Be Bright, Be Seen: If your kid’s costume is pitch black, attach glow sticks or reflective tape. If they look like a shadow gliding down Route 460 at dusk, you’re doing it wrong. 🔦
Mask Check: Make sure mask eyeholes are actually wide enough for your kids to see through. We don't want any mini-Darth Vaders taking out mailbox post numbers with their shins. (Pro tip: Face paint is better than masks every time).
The Candy Tax is Real, But Check It First: Parents, inspect all wrapped treats before consumption. Any "suspicious" full-sized Snickers bars should immediately be confiscated and "tested for safety" by an adult. 🍫
Stick to the Sidewalks: Remind the little monsters that street corners aren't runways. Look both ways, use crosswalks, and stay in groups!
🤡 FOR THE "BIG KIDS" (Adult Safety & Common Sense)
Drivers, Slow Down: Children high on pure cane sugar have zero sense of physics or traffic laws. Drive extra slow through residential neighborhoods and keep your eyes off your phone! 🚗
Porch Lights Matter: If the light is ON, they have candy. If the light is OFF, please do not egg the house—they are either out of candy or watching Netflix in peace.
Respect the code. 💡
Costume Check for Adults: If your adult costume includes a prop weapon (swords, fake fi****ms, chainsaws), make sure it looks 100% fake from 50 feet away in the dark. Please don't make our deputies do a double-take at the gas station. 🚔
Designated Drivers Only: If your Halloween trick-or-treating involves adult beverages or witch's brew, line up a designated driver or ride-share. NEVER get behind the wheel intoxicated. 🧹🍻
📱 WHEN TO CALL US (AND WHEN NOT TO)
🚨 CALL 911 FOR: Real emergencies, fires, accidents, medical issues, or actual suspicious activity.
❌ DO NOT CALL 911 FOR:
Asking what time Trick-or-Treat starts in your town (Check local city pages!).
Reporting that your neighbor gave out raisins instead of chocolate (Unforgivable, but not a crime).
Confirming whether or not the house down the street is actually haunted. Let's just assume it is and NOT TRESPASS!
Have a spooky, fun, and SAFE Halloween, Mercer County!
Stay safe out there! 🧡🖤
— Your friends at Mercer County 911🚨