23/06/2026
Changeover day. Hot sun. One forgotten gate.
And suddenly I have company. 🐓
Brave, Medusa, Emu, T-Shirt, Lavender, Lemon, Lady and Jaffa — not remotely interested in the beds that need changing or the towels that need folding. Fully committed to the top lawn in the sunshine.
They have five acres to roam. They chose to be next to me.
Beaks open in the heat, so out came the water trays. You do what you do.
To be fair — they were working too. Cleaning up the dropped bird feed before the disinfection stage. Closed loop system in action. Even on changeover day.
That's Emu on the table. She is the smallest one. She chose the table.
And then there's Medusa. Jet black. The hottest one out here by a long way. Did she go and find some shade? No. She came and stood next to my feet and asked for a cuddle.
I may have said yes. 🖤
And this is Brave. He had nothing to do with any of it. He just wanted you to know he exists. 👑
The helpers were eventually escorted back to their field. The house was ready. The guests arrived.
And somewhere out there right now, Brave is surveying his kingdom in the evening sun, completely unbothered.
As he should be. 🌅🐓
This is the job. And honestly? There are worse colleagues. 🌿🥚