23/09/2026
It’s hard to believe it but it’s been a year already! After a slight trickle and a damp patch the day before, the waters officially broke at some point overnight on the 23rd of September 2025. And what do you need when you’ve suddenly got a LOT more liquid on your hands (and feet, and carpets, and desk, and computers, and products) than you were expecting?
A sponge!
We didn’t have a large enough sponge on the day so we’re celebrating this milestone with a sponge that (allegedly) serves six, although for insurance reasons we’re going to enjoy our sponge without candles. Can you imagine how long THAT claim would take?
If you too would like the chance to spend a year (and counting!) in what looks like a sound stage being prepped to fake a moon landing just drop me a DM. I’ll be happy to let you know the names of insurance companies and their representatives who, in the event of a flood, can make that happen for you.
And what do you get for the company director in your life to celebrate such a first birthday? Well gosh, I didn’t expect that, how thoughtful! You don’t HAVE to, I guess book tokens are always a winner, but what I’m really hoping for… if it’s not too much trouble… are the contact details for a good solicitor. :)
