24/06/2026
๐พ Meet Riley, the 5 year-old Golden Retriever (AKA Steak Stealer) ๐พ
This golden boy looks like butter wouldn't melt, but he's actually an accomplished steak bandit. He once stole a steak from his humum when she turned her back for a moment and didn't even look sorry about it. He's also been known to consume rubber gloves and glasses and will unashamedly eyeball anyone who catches him in the act.
Aware that at any moment he may need to channel his energies into nicking your lunch or your sun glasses, Riley isn't keen on wasting energy going for walks and will sit down and refuse to follow if anyone suggests walkies.
Despite being a lazy career criminal, Riley likes dressing up. He wore a bandana and a bow tie when he came to visit us on Father's Day and at home he likes to wear a blanket like a stylish cape.
If you ever come face to face with Riley and he has designs on your bacon, either distract him with favourite toy (a golden retriever teddy that he thinks is the same size as him ๐คฃ) or enlist the assistance of a few pigeons, as he really doesn't like birds.
We can definitely overlook Riley's rap sheet because, although we know his history, we fall for those big brown eyes every time ๐ค๐ค.