10/31/2026
Annual performance review for our new Mt. Lemmon Neighborhood Watch Director:
- Physical intimidation: 10/10
- Work ethic: Lounges in trees
- Attention to detail: Excellent sense of smell
- Respect for property: Zero
- Teamwork: Eats everyone else’s lunch
- Overall rating: Bearly acceptable.
*Disclaimer, there is not a bear in the village currently. Have fun with social media and enjoy the satire!